If I were John Turner, I'd...

[bassteban]

He looks different w/o a 7 string.

 

[hbarcat]

Uneasy in a good way or in a bad way?

Uneasy, like I just finished scarfing down a McDonald's 2 for 1 Egg McMuffin breakfast deal with a side order of hash browns and now the chemicals from the grease saturated food is coursing through my veins causing a few beads of sweat to break out on my brow. And something in the back of my brain is telling me that in about 4 hours I will need to make sure that I stay within 20 feet of a toilet. That kind of uneasy.

 

[machine gewehr]

If I were JT I'd ban all the mods and take over TB,followed by taking over internet then the world.

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

I'd ban anyone who posts FAIL pictures and lolcats.

For this post :

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John likes Cats!

 

[T.O.Bass]

...shave.

 

[palm grease]

i guess if i were John Turner.... my pooper would sparkle, thanks to all you guys!


i dont get it, is he santa or something?

 

[john turner]

i guess if i were John Turner.... my pooper would sparkle, thanks to all you guys!


i dont get it, is he santa or something?

i am satan claus.

 

[Unrepresented]

I would find out what that octave+ worth of extra strings is like playing.

I'd also use his latent powers of pyrokinesis to wage war on my enenmies from afar.

 

[Webtroll]

I'd quit Talkbass and work on being an Olympic grade athlete

 

[Thunderscreech]

If I were John Turner, I would not click on this thread, so I wouldn't have to see this:

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I approve of this picture

It looks kinda like my girlfriend, but my girlfriend is prettier.

 

[Croox]

If I was John Tuner there would be a hell of a lot more smileys

and a second motion to ban whining

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

and a second motion to ban whining

 

[Thunderscreech]

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

If I were JT, I'd add a left-handed bassist smiley to the smileys.

Us leftie bassists are left out.

 

[flipper_gv]

If I was John Tuner there would be a hell of a lot more smileys

and a second motion to ban whining

are you actually whining about people whining?

 

[EricF]

You know, for a well-fed girl, she's awfully smooth. Not that I noticed or nuthin'...

I did notice, and...yes, she is.


If I was JT, I'd ban Chuck Norris...oops, he already did.

 

[Croox]

are you actually whining about people whining?

I'm making a statement, not whining there is a difference,

 

[Thunderscreech]

If I were JT, I'd add a left-handed bassist smiley to the smileys.

Us leftie bassists are left out.

DUH-DOOM KISH!

 

[crimson_basser]

DUH-DOOM KISH!

Oh ho! Good game sir! Good show! Hoo oh

/proper english accent

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I'd make all threads have an obligatory sexy asian chick pic.