If I were John Turner, I'd...

[bassteban]

I'd ban the word *best* from TB forever, except when followed by the qualifier, *for me/metal/emo/screamo/nemo/_____.*
What if YOU were John turner?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

I'd ban anyone who posts FAIL pictures and lolcats.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

if i were John Turner i would "Ban" the "Ban Thread".

 

[dinghy]

I'd ban whining.
Sorry, Fassa.

j/k...

 

[Thunderscreech]

If I were John Turner, I wouldn't be. John Turner would have Chuck Norris hunt me down and remove him from my body.

 

[Herrlster]

If I were John Turner I'd ban all John Turner threads because I'd be sick of them.

 

[crimson_basser]

id have many basses that i cannot play
but i could, because id be john turner

 

[Benjamin Strange]

If I were John Turner, I would not click on this thread, so I wouldn't have to see this:

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[mike_v_s]

Turn myself in.

Mike

 

[invisiman]

If I were John Turner, I would not click on this thread, so I wouldn't have to see this:

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If I were John Turner, I would archive this thread just so I could look at that picture over and over again

 

[Kosko]

I'd ban anyone who posts FAIL pictures and lolcats.

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Swearing. Politics.

 

[seanm]

If I were John Turner, I wouldn't be. John Turner would have Chuck Norris hunt me down and remove him from my body.

Ha! If *I* where John Turner, I would make Chuck Norris cry!

 

[bassteban]

If I were John Turner, I would not click on this thread, so I wouldn't have to see this:

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You know, for a well-fed girl, she's awfully smooth. Not that I noticed or nuthin'...

 

[dinghy]

If I were John Turner, I would not click on this thread, so I wouldn't have to see this:

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I thought he said no hot chick threads...

 

[hbarcat]

.....forgive all current infraction points and send smilies to all TB members PM boxes.

 

[hbarcat]

Mr. B. Strange,

That picture makes me feel a bit......uneasy.

 

[bassteban]

I nominate hbarcat as the new JT.
<--- 2 fer U.

 

[Benjamin Strange]

Mr. B. Strange,

That picture makes me feel a bit......uneasy.

Uneasy in a good way or in a bad way?

 

[bassteban]

Uneasy in a good way or in a bad way?

Yeah, notice he doesn't say, 'it grosses me out' or such; it makes me- I mean him(whew)feel *uneasy*...



Edit: I just looked again...

 

[GeneralElectric]

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