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If there was Bass Heaven....
- Thread starter AlphaMale
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Yeah, but keyboard is fun........
You wouldn't say that if you'd played with some of the keyboard players I have. I did have one good though. He knew when it was appropriate to just sing backups and leave the keys alone.
My bass heaven would not only have the best basses and amps there for me to play, but also any instrumentalist you could imagine to play the Eternal, Ultimate Funk Groove with me all the time. 
donnow, but if I could play some raw funk with Jimi, i'd be there......
you find plenty examples of hell right here on earth, you dont need to get all " etherial" about it.... seems like " the devil" is no more than the beast that hides in all of us. Gotta slay that thaing to keep your soul.
you find plenty examples of hell right here on earth, you dont need to get all " etherial" about it.... seems like " the devil" is no more than the beast that hides in all of us. Gotta slay that thaing to keep your soul.
well, I remember this one joke...
A bassist dies and after a long consideration of his long life or rock-drugs-funk they send him to Music Hell. He arrives, goes through the gates and sees that all the legends are here, jamming, Jimi Hendrix points at an endless wall and says :"Hey man, welcome, grab the bass you want, plug in, join the jam". The guy does so, and they start playing... And they play an amazing psychodelic jam for and hour, then two and three... at last the bassist says, ok man we`ll do this 2 bars and then coda, let`s take a break. Jimmi looks at him desperately and sadly says:"Man, we`re in hell, there`s no coda"
A bassist dies and after a long consideration of his long life or rock-drugs-funk they send him to Music Hell. He arrives, goes through the gates and sees that all the legends are here, jamming, Jimi Hendrix points at an endless wall and says :"Hey man, welcome, grab the bass you want, plug in, join the jam". The guy does so, and they start playing... And they play an amazing psychodelic jam for and hour, then two and three... at last the bassist says, ok man we`ll do this 2 bars and then coda, let`s take a break. Jimmi looks at him desperately and sadly says:"Man, we`re in hell, there`s no coda"
Lmao no one has mentioned double bass.
But yeah, in Bass Heaven, there are angels that exist only to drum, and they can groove. If you need there are some with double bass pedal. Hahah yeah and there are no keys in bass heaven haha. Hahah it rains spare strings not because strings are broken, strings don't break in bass heaven, it's just so you can have new ones before you play. Every time you play something awesome you can always play it back on a magic tape recorder that will play anything you want to hear. Oh yeah and theres never any fret buzz.
But yeah, in Bass Heaven, there are angels that exist only to drum, and they can groove. If you need there are some with double bass pedal. Hahah yeah and there are no keys in bass heaven haha. Hahah it rains spare strings not because strings are broken, strings don't break in bass heaven, it's just so you can have new ones before you play. Every time you play something awesome you can always play it back on a magic tape recorder that will play anything you want to hear. Oh yeah and theres never any fret buzz.
