If you could be a bass guitar...

[jckmcgrth]

i would be a very terrible bass so i never had someones hands all over me

 

[troyus]

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[Spinal Tapper]

P bass w/ a volume knob. No tone. And REAL rough around the edges.

 

[bigcatJC]

I would like to be something really cool like an Alembic Series II or a headless Status Graphite Stealth.

I would probably be a beat up Teisco bass with strings 2 inches off the fingerboard, a warped neck, and dead magnets in the pickups.

Such is the way of life

 

[ChewyChunx]

Id be a warwick corvette, people either love them or hate them, and they arent ridiculously expensive!

 

[lowenduser]

...

ie..adam clayton's lakland

you mean "almost new"? (original strings still attached as new?) lol

 

[Orangeclawhammr]

I'd like to be Tal Wilkenfeld's bass.

+1

 

[jazza42uk]

I'd probably be a cheap piece of anonymous crap that looked bad and sounded worse. And as for a bass...

 

[mjolnir]

I'd be a beat up p/j with a clunky p neck and a dodgy tone knob.

 

[mikethecannibal]

psh a dean bass

all the fine ladys want to take pictures with me

+1 my metalman ml is quite the looker when i go around

 

[Henry D]

I'd be a Knuckle Guitar Works "Quake" bass.

To match the size

 

[sarcastro83]

I'd be Kim Deal's...

 

[Etbass]

I'd be the voice box for a bass singer in a barbershop quartet. That'd be sweet. Cos then I could say stuff, and he'd be all like 'what the? why is my voice talking?', but he wouldn't be able to say it, cos I'd be his voicebox. Sweet.

Yeah that or a cheapo bass that somebody defretted and put epoxy all over. And then painted white with the paint that his dad just painted his door the day before with. Oh yeah!

 

[Beamrider]

A Steiny L2.

Small, a bit funny, out of fashion but reliable.

And no head whatsoever.