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I'm becoming addicted to my new hobbie...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by SubGenius_Bass, Aug 5, 2004.

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  1. SubGenius_Bass


    Feb 19, 2004
    Olfactory overload:

    This evening my farts are especially aromatic and flavourful. Robust, pungent, with mild egg and soft cheese overtones. High in the rich tangy sulfur bouquet, but not entirely overpowering. I absolutely love the way my buttocks vibrate, as I lay here in bed and let loose several cubic feet of methane and precious fragrant gases. My bowels and sinuses simply rejoice at the orchestra of intoxicating flavour. Oh, this pure sinful joy. This delicate smell, blissfully trapped beneath the sheets, awaiting a quick sampling with a deft lift of the soft smooth satin. Oh, the sensual and mischievous pleasure of it all.

  2. fatbassjazzer


    Feb 27, 2004
    I like farts too...but I never thought to describe of them in such vivid detail. Lets at least try to not be so crude. You sure do know adjectives.
  3. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Great first post. Keep up the good work.


    brad cook
  4. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
  5. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    I don't like you.
  6. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I love you. You are a more eloquent version of myself. :hyper:
  7. discoboo


    Dec 25, 2002
    charleston, sc
    mmm...makes me want an egg and cheese biscuit for breakfast.
  8. and to think I thought it was scale modeling...
  9. next time, sneak into someone's room and let rip over them. then run.

    nothin' worse (actually.. plenty) than a dead bum. :p


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