Although I was able to turn in my manuscript on time, the editor I hired (for a huge sum of money) didn't meet the deadline. He screwed me.
I realized by three weeks before the deadline that this was going to happen, so I edited the thing as best I could, but Meniere's disease causes "brain fog," which is exacerbated by stress.
No publishing houses today have proofreading services, and I've just found another frigging typo in the manuscript I've submitted.
So: I need nine forum members who are each willing to proofread one section of the book. You will be reading a PDF file of about 35 pages. It'll be first come, first serve.
Please send me a PM with your e-mail address, your real name, and a mailing address so I can send you a copy of the book when it comes out.
Couple of caveats: This is the agreement you'll accept:
"By agreeing to proofread this section of the manuscript for Ghosts and Ballyhoo: Memoirs of a Failed L.A. Music Journalist, by Thomas Wictor, to be published by Schiffer Books, Ltd., you also agree to not distribute, disseminate, publish, or copy this material in any way.
"If you violate this agreement, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
The second caveat is that I'm withholding the final part so that anyone who volunteers for this mission won't have the book spoiled for him or her. You won't be reading the ending. I'm also withholding the photo sections and captions.
The sooner we can do this, the better.
Thanks again.