Double Bass Introducing T30S!

[TroyK]

Just in time for summer, results guaranteed! Here's how it works.

Let my toddler sneeze in your face a few times and you will hit your weightloss target within 30 days or your money back. What makes me so sure? I'm not only the owner, I'm also a customer!

If I give it back to him and go for another round, I'll bet I could fit into my high school parachute pants.

 

[Jake deVilliers]

Damn, I could use some of that. The old Speedo just doesn't fit like it used to...

 

[Paul Warburton]

The old Speedo just doesn't fit like it used to...

Damn, I'm gettin' hot now!

 

[Jake]

My dad used to wear a Speedo. It was so embarrassing

 

[Chris Fitzgerald]

Thanks, but no thanks. I just went through a round of intestinal flu a couple of weeks ago. Once is enough!

 

[John Sprague]

Parachute pants? Speedo? This is the essence of the phrase "Too Much Information"!

 

[Marcus Johnson]

Thanks, but no thanks. I just went through a round of intestinal flu a couple of weeks ago. Once is enough!

Ugh, I heard that was going around back there. Hasn't been out here yet AFAIK.