Only at gunpoint , and even then.......
See I happened to be in the Good 'Ol USA a while back and ran into the Epiphone LTD Explorer Bass. I though hell ya I'd like one of these and proceeded to order one up here in the Great white north.
'No go', says they 'continental USA only we will NOT be getting any ever'
No big I figure I needed an excuse for another Bob Evans run so I call up the nearest Store In Buffalo and inquire if they still have the one from a few days ago. No says they but we have new in stock and will transfer one in we'll call when we have it.
Anarchy begins here
No call, missed connections, but whatever I finally get a hold of my contact
'New in box" says I
"Absolutely, I just checked it in"
" Excellent I'll see you Sat"
Arrival Sat morn and give the Hey I'm here lets make a deal thing, here's my shiny new CC and lets do this thing.
I always try and remain chipper as I've worked retail and it sucks
So into the back vanishes my contact. I figure as she's the one who checked it in this'll but take a moment.
Time Marches On
After 10 Minutes of waiting I know they're up to no good. I'm pretty adept at smelling f***ery when it's in the air and right now it reeks. 20 minutes later out she pops with this thing that's not new in box, actually looks like it was lurking in rentals and needs TLC.

Lame excuse is they're not responsible for transfers.
Good Lord they gotta think I'm a rube
So our whole conversation about new in box but 2 days ago was what I say, drug fueled hallucinations?
Well if you want a new one we'll order one and you can come back
REALLY??!!???
What to burn more fuel and go through this again? Not bloody likely.
I ended up with it as I wasn't coming back, ever. I did beat them up on price, and they begrudgingly admitted that maybe it wasn't mint, I harped about the usual suspects (Strings) But give these pinheads one red penny never, ever again.
Just as a counter to what I faced I recently visited the West Coast, BC, and happened to check out the Vancouver Long and McQuade. If you've never been GO it's bass section is as large as some front line stores. Anyway I found something there, Dingwall fan fret 5, and fell in lust. Point of Order: Even the band has said I'm not allowed into music stores unescorted. So after yakking it up for a while I bought it. They shipped it for
FREE across Canada in less than 4 days, they
GAVE me a hardshell case so it'd be safe. They mummified it in a larger box and sent it on it's way, when I e-mailed for a tracking # I had it almost immediately.
Anyone else here see the difference? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller? Beuller?