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Is Major Metal in Love?

Is Major Metal in Love?

  • Hell Yeah!

    Votes: 7 7.9%

  • It's Obvious but we can never be certain about another's feelings

    Votes: 6 6.7%

  • I think he is just a big "Cosmo" fan!

    Votes: 24 27.0%

  • Why should I care? It's none of ny Business.

    Votes: 8 9.0%

  • No - this is just normal randomness.

    Votes: 7 7.9%

  • You are so wrong you just haven't a clue!

    Votes: 1 1.1%

  • What was the question?

    Votes: 8 9.0%

  • MM Loves Carrots!

    Votes: 28 31.5%
  • Total voters
    89
#44
it's rather obvious.

*IconBasser dons a smoking jacket and pipe*

Subject A, alias "Major Metal", is has been re-recruited by the infamous religious cult that conscripted him into service a few years ago. What he didn't know was that this cult secretly carried out covert asassinations for the Lithuanian government. This cult, known as "The Hyper-screaming pre-nuptial abbicus fiends of discombobulation, or THSPNAFD for short, has targeted a pretty young woman from Kansas, who has a tramp stamp that says "baby". This, coupled with her complete disregard of any and all fashion sense by wearing can-style headphones and a spandex jogging suit into public, has enraged the Lithuanians to the point of political revolution: that is, they were forced to change their prime-minister grand poobah's socks. These socks are so fowl, so putrescent, that when combined with certain secret ingredients, they form the Lithuanian secret assasination weapon. That is: an ultra-radioactive can of cheeze-whiz. The Hyper-screaming pre-nuptial abbicus fiends of discombobulation have recruited Subject A against his will to kill this poor, fashionably confused woman. So he's starting these frightening threads as a secret code to post an address where the Lithuanians can mail him the dreaded ultra-radioactive cheeze-whiz.
 
#46
IconBasser said:
it's rather obvious.

*IconBasser dons a smoking jacket and pipe*

Subject A, alias "Major Metal", is has been re-recruited by the infamous religious cult that conscripted him into service a few years ago. What he didn't know was that this cult secretly carried out covert asassinations for the Lithuanian government. This cult, known as "The Hyper-screaming pre-nuptial abbicus fiends of discombobulation, or THSPNAFD for short, has targeted a pretty young woman from Kansas, who has a tramp stamp that says "baby". This, coupled with her complete disregard of any and all fashion sense by wearing can-style headphones and a spandex jogging suit into public, has enraged the Lithuanians to the point of political revolution: that is, they were forced to change their prime-minister grand poobah's socks. These socks are so fowl, so putrescent, that when combined with certain secret ingredients, they form the Lithuanian secret assasination weapon. That is: an ultra-radioactive can of cheeze-whiz. The Hyper-screaming pre-nuptial abbicus fiends of discombobulation have recruited Subject A against his will to kill this poor, fashionably confused woman. So he's starting these frightening threads as a secret code to post an address where the Lithuanians can mail him the dreaded ultra-radioactive cheeze-whiz.
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Not funny?:hmm:
 
#54
Bruce Lindfield said:
And like MM, avidly reading :

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:p
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Not really my speed. ;)
 

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