A wealthy American businessman decides to spend his family vacation on an African wilderness tour. He packs up the wife, two kids, and off they go to spend a weekend in the African jungle.
Upon arrival in Africa, they meet their tour guide, a local who speaks good English and seems friendly enough. But way off in the distance they hear faint tribal drumming. The couple look worried but the tour guide assures them "don't worry, drumming is good. As long as they are drumming everything is fine".
After some local cuisine, the tour group checks their gear and off they head into the jungle. As they get closer to the jungle the drumming continues, still in the distance but it doesn't seem so far away now. "dont worry" the tour guide reassures them "drumming is good, as long as there is drumming everything is fine".
After a day in the densest jungle any urban family will ever see, the tour group sets up camp, all the while the tribal drumming continues only now it seems just out of site. "drumming is good" the tour guide says "nothing to fear when they continue to drum".
As darkness falls, the american family has never felt so out of place. The jungle is filled dangerous wild beasts, humongous snakes, and the fear of the unknown. On top of that, the total darkness adds another element of terror. The campfire is the only source of light and beyond ten feet or so from the fire's glow, there is nothing but pitch blackness. The family is terrified and now the endless tribal drumming seems like it's right on top of them, just beyond the light of the campfire, louder and more ominous than ever! Despite the tour guides reassurance that everything is fine, and the drumming is nothing to worry about, the family cannot sleep. They remain huddled around the fire until sunrise, scared to death. And the drumming doesn't stop.
The next morning the tour guide awakens to find the family huddled around the now smoldering fire pit, huddled like frightened puppies, looking tired and at wits end. The drumming now seems to be comming from every direction, surrounding the tourists, louder and even more persitant than the night before. The tour guide says "Don't let the drumming scare you, drumming is good. As long as they continue drumming there is nothing to fear"
The group breaks camp and gets in their canoe. As they paddle down what should be the most breathtaking scenery they have ever witnessed, they can't enjoy it because the ominous tribal drumming appears to be following them down the banks of the great river, relentless in it's beat and ominous as ever, when all of the sudden the drumming stops!
Just when the amercans feel like they can finally breathe a sigh of relief they notice that the tour guide is now the nervous one! He is almost as white as they are, and sweating profusely! The guide cannot hide his fear as he drops his paddle and screams..............."OH NO, NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE BASS SOLO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!