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I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

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#44
But is this REALLY an example you wanna set for your child?

Watch out, Momma's backin up! Beep Beep!

Yer gonna cry for your choices the first time she sets her sippy-cup on top of yer badonkadonk. Like a shelf. While you're standing.
 
#51
I'm not sure hotness is the issue.
But in case you really have a need to keep the fawning fanboys away, dribbling a little barf down the side of your face will do it, and with fewer long term health issues.
Of course, if you're already fat and just rationalizing, then it's a done deal, eh?
But barf - hey, you haven't barfed on your bass recently, have you?
 
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MakiSupaStar said:
This thread is a veiled attempt for you to call yourself hot. Sorry babe but we call you hot. See how that works? Personally, from what I've seen, I'd say you have no reason to get fat.
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Normally I find myself agreeing with you on pretty much everything but in this case... nah..I'm figuring that she's potentially dealing with a lot of stuff and is just looking for a little emotional reassurance. It happens to the best of us.

It wont however stop me from double-dog-daring her to post a sexy pic.
 
#57
See I have the same problem. The damn cat's fur keeps getting stuck in the dryer and it's bones keep burning the motor out, which just ****s everything up since those motors aren't cheap. But I figured out if I geese the kitty up before sticking the yarn in him, and then roll him around the dryer a few times on the tumble setting before I turn on the heat, she seems to last a bit longer, and doesn't end up making nearly the amount of mess.




Wait, what were we talking about?
 
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Joe Gress said:
See I have the same problem. The damn cat's fur keeps getting stuck in the dryer and it's bones keep burning the motor out, which just ****s everything up since those motors aren't cheap. But I figured out if I geese the kitty up before sticking the yarn in him, and then roll him around the dryer a few times on the tumble setting before I turn on the heat, she seems to last a bit longer, and doesn't end up making nearly the amount of mess.




Wait, what were we talking about?
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No no, you're fine .. please continue.
 
#60
I did not read all of yuor posts, but I get what you're all saying. Look, i'm not trying to brag, but I don't brush my hair, I wear giant t-shirts, don't wear make-up and still the only reason guys want to be friends with me is to hit on me. Girls wont talk to me or instantly act jealous and rude. Maybe it's just the people around here. I dunno.. but when I was pregnant i got a lot less BS from people. I dunno. i'm not saying morbidly obese or anything, but maybe weighing 150 wouldn't hurt. This is just a thought. Maybe.. loose the weight after I have some friends. Lol. I dunno. I probably wont do it, but it's damn tempting. I just want someone to speak to be real with me. Oh, and yah.. I know I'm emo and a cry baby and ****. It's just part of who I am. :P

And, Maki, I AM hot. I don't give a **** if that's conceited. I'm an *******. I call people names, threaten them, and in general hate people.
Why would people even talk to me otherwise?
 
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