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I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

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John Ruiz said:
Sorry, didn't realize someone had already dialed 9-waa-waa.

On another note, I don't know if it's a reference that went over my head, but the glasses/ponytail thing wouldn't help a hot woman become less hot. That's called the "naughty teacher/librarian" look.
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Pretty much every "dumpy girl becomes prom queen movie" has used glasses and a ponytail to make redonkulously hot women "unattractive." A little about me: daddy likes that tightly-wound, all business look.
 
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Mikaela Ellinge said:
And, Maki, I AM hot. I don't give a **** if that's conceited. I'm an *******. I call people names, threaten them, and in general hate people.
Why would people even talk to me otherwise?
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Cause you put out?

If you post a pic holding a sign that says "I am Mikaela" then we can A. believe that the pic is of you and B. determine if we think you are hot.

Wait, what's that? Your camera's broken? What a surprise.. :rolleyes:
 
#69
Mikaela Ellinge said:
I did not read all of yuor posts, but I get what you're all saying. Look, i'm not trying to brag, but I don't brush my hair, I wear giant t-shirts, don't wear make-up and still the only reason guys want to be friends with me is to hit on me. Girls wont talk to me or instantly act jealous and rude. Maybe it's just the people around here. I dunno.. but when I was pregnant i got a lot less BS from people. I dunno. i'm not saying morbidly obese or anything, but maybe weighing 150 wouldn't hurt. This is just a thought. Maybe.. loose the weight after I have some friends. Lol. I dunno. I probably wont do it, but it's damn tempting. I just want someone to speak to be real with me. Oh, and yah.. I know I'm emo and a cry baby and ****. It's just part of who I am. :P

And, Maki, I AM hot. I don't give a **** if that's conceited. I'm an *******. I call people names, threaten them, and in general hate people.
Why would people even talk to me otherwise?
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I take it back. You are genuinly crazy. :eek:

ericw said:
If you post a pic holding a sign that says "I am Mikaela" then we can A. believe that the pic is of you and B. determine if we think you are hot.
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I already tried this. It didn't work. Don't get your hopes up.

I agree with Eric's dings.
 
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This thread really is nothing without pictures. :hiding:

I shall show off my hotness just to set a benchmark.

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Mikaela Ellinge said:
And, Maki, I AM hot. I don't give a **** if that's conceited. I'm an *******. I call people names, threaten them, and in general hate people.
Why would people even talk to me otherwise?
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No you are not. Here in the TB world, we assume the null unless pics prove us otherwise. This is why you will remain at 0 on the hotness meter.

Before you freak out, the same applies to basses too, not just OT. If you claim to be a bass player with a really cool bass or something, I assume you are neither without the pictures.















So you are not hot, and you don't play bass either.
 
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Mikaela Ellinge said:
I did not read all of yuor posts, but I get what you're all saying. Look, i'm not trying to brag, but I don't brush my hair, I wear giant t-shirts, don't wear make-up and still the only reason guys want to be friends with me is to hit on me. Girls wont talk to me or instantly act jealous and rude. Maybe it's just the people around here. I dunno.. but when I was pregnant i got a lot less BS from people. I dunno. i'm not saying morbidly obese or anything, but maybe weighing 150 wouldn't hurt. This is just a thought. Maybe.. loose the weight after I have some friends. Lol. I dunno. I probably wont do it, but it's damn tempting. I just want someone to speak to be real with me. Oh, and yah.. I know I'm emo and a cry baby and ****. It's just part of who I am. :P

And, Maki, I AM hot. I don't give a **** if that's conceited. I'm an *******. I call people names, threaten them, and in general hate people.
Why would people even talk to me otherwise?
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Newsflash. Guys don't want to be friends with a chick. Most girl/guy friendships are contrived at best. Either the guy wants to tap it, but can't because of logistics (her s/o, or his s/o, or whatever), or he's already tapped it and is done with it, and lets her hang out with him. Another possibility is that she's tapped it, and doesn't want to anymore, and lets him hang out with her. The last scenario is that she's wants to tap him, but he doesn't want to tap her. This is where fat chicks come in. There are exceptions, but this is the general rule.

One of these exceptions is she physically attractive, but is batty as all hell, and the guy has already had enough experiences riding the crazy ponies. She might not want to tap him, but he'd tap her if she wasn't batty as all hell. If you really insist on finding a guy as a friend (I'm not sure why you would do this when you have a boyfriend), then I would suggest this is your best bet. A guy that has experience with the crazy ponies would make a great friend. Go to strip clubs. Find the guys that have dated a lot of strippers. They would be your best bet. Cheers. ;)
 
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