King of the Classy Thread

[jive1]

My favorite, done at work, is when you unleash the fury that is the steaming 3 coiler, or even steaming 4 coiler, and you hop on over to the next stall to do "cleanup" duties, while leaving the amazing spectacle uncovered by TP so the next person can fully enjoy an unobstructed view.

I am so gonna do that!

 

[mjolnir]

I saved a kitten once.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I stink up the ladies bathroom regularly. I like to leave skids in there for them.

 

[jive1]

I stink up the ladies bathroom regularly. I like to leave skids in there for them.

I left one floating in your toilet last month. I didn't feel bad until your son started poking at it with a stick. When I really started feeling bad was when the turd growled at him and made him cry. I had to flush it before it attacked him.

 

[Barkless Dog]

Eating the cheese from the can on crackers, instead of straight from the can

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I left one floating in your toilet last month. I didn't feel bad until your son started poking at it with a stick. When I really started feeling bad was when the turd growled at him and made him cry. I had to flush it before it attacked him.

Yeah. I need to toughen him up. :scowl:

 

[peaveyuser]

I am nice and real to virtually everyone, even if they are total ********. Seriously I'm pretty freaking nice, even though I don't get treated the same back to me.

I don't know where all the hate comes from.

 

[Flabby1]

Stay Classy San Diego

 

[jady]

I stepped up to the plate for a chick that I was almost 100% sure I didn't knock up. It was a 1 night stand and she ended up preggo. I knew she was of questionable morals so I doubted the paternaty from the beginning but I went to the doc visits with her and was there at the birth, just in case.

The DNA test proved it was not mine

Pretty classy huh???