Sounds like you're jealous. You probably don't think much of Ron Blair, either. Billy Talbot, or Bill Wyman for that matter? When was shredding(or as I call it, wanking)bass any yardstick for anything? That just smacks of the all the haughty fusion muso bores I've encountered in my life. An impressive bassist holds back, does their job, and when they throw in something flash on occasion, that carries more weight than non-stop diddley-diddley, otherwise, it just gets as tiresome as riding the root might be.
I'm not that much of a fan, but U2's entire oeuvre was minimalism; would Jaco, or worse yet, Jeff Berlin, have fit that situation? As far as Burrell is concened, while even though he had played guitar before, got off to a shakey start in King Crimson, and learned on the job, his BC lines always caught my ear, even after they jumped the shark for me on the second album. Then I find out years later that he was playing fretless before fretless was cool. What would Claypool or Entwistle have added to that band? Or any of the bands that feature bassist that always get taken to task for being dull?
As far as I can tell, Michael Anthony hasn't been mentioned yet, that's surprising. As for Waters, how did PF suffer from his playing? What else would have worked on "Careful With That Axe, Eugene"?