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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Playing a grand piano with the lid partly open is like driving a convertible with the top half down. The best engineers and producers know that the lid has to be fully open to achieve the fastest playing speeds.

This is Bob Ezrin's studio piano
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Piano is Italian for plane or flat. So the top of a grand piano should only be opened to access the strings for replacement or tuning. Playing a piano with open top is like driving a car with open hood.
Also, and this seems counter-intuitive, playing with the top up negates the cooling system - much like running a PC with the case off. I found this out to my cost in the early 80s. Not only did I have the top up but I also didn't realize I should regularly press the foot pedals to pump cool air in. One by one, the strings melted (fragile top notes first) and I was reduced to playing a few notes on the keyboard with my left hand. Fortunately, Depeche Mode and Spandau Ballet liked what they heard. No writing credits, but I negotiated enough royalties to buy a new instrument. Bad advice that "bass maestros will be the next big thing" meant that I blew it on a Stingray copy.
 
Also, and this seems counter-intuitive, playing with the top up negates the cooling system - much like running a PC with the case off. I found this out to my cost in the early 80s. Not only did I have the top up but I also didn't realize I should regularly press the foot pedals to pump cool air in. One by one, the strings melted (fragile top notes first) and I was reduced to playing a few notes on the keyboard with my left hand. Fortunately, Depeche Mode and Spandau Ballet liked what they heard. No writing credits, but I negotiated enough royalties to buy a new instrument. Bad advice that "bass maestros will be the next big thing" meant that I blew it on a Stingray copy.
Hey, this is musical misinformation, not bad computer tech advice...
 
Well, if you play piano with the lid up and don't pump those pedals, don't come crying to me, PillO. Afaik, Thomastik-Infeld have a monopoly on piano strings so the cost of a complete re-string (and specialist removal of the nickel-brass puddles) will need a 2nd mortgage. That Steinway becomes a big paperweight, cheaper to buy another one. Like when your inkjet cartridges run out.
 
Leo Fender was in car repair. Until his eponymous invention, all cars and trucks had open wheels.

It's also why Fender used old car paint for those classic colours. They were ones Leo had, er, 'stocked up on' during his time as a mechanic. The stocking up is why he stopped being a mechanic. His previous employ is also why they are built with screws and bolts and so on, just like an old Ford.
 
It's also why Fender used old car paint for those classic colours. They were ones Leo had, er, 'stocked up on' during his time as a mechanic. The stocking up is why he stopped being a mechanic. His previous employ is also why they are built with screws and bolts and so on, just like an old Ford.
I thought we had agreed not to discuss Leo's propensity for wearing lingerie. We know he got fired as a mechanic after his boss found him wearing fishnet stockings...
 
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