The Lounge at PSW is for us tyros.
True! Lots of funny guys here as well.
I recently had my trusty Peavey bass amp quit on me immediately following soundcheck. I use the line 6 wireless like a lot of guys do, and as I'm walking back on stage from out in the bar, my amp goes nuts. The protect light goes on steady and it is just blaring this awesome midrange static/goose honk sound. I run up and turn it off.
I unplug everything hoping that it was a wireless issue or a bad cable, about a second to warm up and.... bwaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!! Again with the goose honk sound. But only for a few seconds and then poof! Nothing.
And the other guys look at me and shrug, with the "I don't know dude, figure it out"

So I had a whole night of me just DI'd into the pa (which actually sounded great out front) and a little in the monitors. We use 12"+horn ev cabs as sidefills for vocals and they sound great for that, not so good for bass to come honking through because I've got no rig running on stage.
We made it through the night, and the good news is that heavy old bastard Peavey amp is being repaired and will soon be back in action!
Derek