Log Bass on eBay

[Bassist440]

The most hideous (IMO) bass I've come across in a long time ... The Amazing Log Bass!

http://cgi.ebay.ca/Amazing-LOG-BASS_W0QQitemZ170311356694

Only a few hours left!! Only US$899.00 too ... what a steal! Right ... hahaha

 

[bassteban]

I like it but I think he missplaced the decimal point on the price.

 

[buzzguy]

I saw that one the other day and shared it with some friends. Worth a laugh if nothing else.

 

[themadpiper]

It's logggggg, logggggg,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's logggggg, logggggg,
It's better than bad, it's good!

 

[wellshuxley]

Those crazy Canucks! +1 on the misplaced decimal pt.

 

[countshockula]

Looks like the neck, bridge, and endpiece from my "Conrad" hollowbody

 

[bassteban]

It's logggggg, logggggg,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

It's logggggg, logggggg,
It's better than bad, it's good!

By BLAMMO.

 

[fleabee]

Nice one Mad... starts at :35

 

[NWB]

Reading this, I initially thought that it may be a Lakland Owner's Group (LOG) bass. With that assumption in place, I figured that was probably a pretty good price for a very nice bass.

Imagine my surprise when I looked at it.

 

[N8116B]

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

 

[TheLarch]

$100 to ship? That's crazy talk!

 

[EagleMoon]

Call the Log Lady! She could play it. (and tell you what it was saying)

 

[gjbassist]

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day!"

Is this person serious or is this a joke? Do they really think someone will pay nearly a grand with shipping for this piece of "art"!

 

[mkrtu9]

thats a lot of wood.

 

[Low Main]

All that wood and it's a short scale to boot!

Maple "end pin". Atta boy.

This just in: Barney Rubble wants to trade his two Wishbasses and a non-refundable coupon good for a three day weekend with Betty for the mighty Logbass. (A worthy toss; that Betty, she hot).

But Barney's got competition. Another bidder wants in on the action. The Unabomber. Gonna let him bid, warden?

The Logster will never see the 48. If that thing sells to a US buyer, the Mounties will be alerted and will impound it at the border.

They won't have any trouble locating it. It will be strapped down on an open air flatbed trailer with a load of used pallets.

 

[thumpbass1]

I didn't see anything about a warranty against any residual sap leakage.

 

[Phalex]

That would be awesome for my yearly canoe trip!!

Not $900.00 awesome, but I may see about piecing something together from firewood.....

 

[p0werslav3]

Come on now, not only is it a log bass, but it's the FIRST log bass. Just check out the serial number


You could go up to a girl and be like "hey, want to check out my log..........................bass"

 

[Jimmy Bones]

I actually like it. Wonder how it sounds. And how heavy it is.
I'd maybe drop a hundred or two for it.

 

[Bardley]

$100 to ship? That's crazy talk!

The thing probably weighs 25 lbs...