Lol my ex is pregnant

[Thunderscreech]

she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.

She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.

all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me.

 

[Marlat]

I don't really see the funny side to this situation.

 

[Thunderscreech]

I don't really see the funny side to this situation.

As Groucho Marx said: "There's no sweeter sound then the crumbling of one's fellow man"

She also did quite a number on my face. I was too smart to hit back. And she was just flat out mean for no good reason. and she's all flabby and saggy and looks like she's been laid too many times.

But, bottom line, Thunderscreech has the last laugh. Bwahahahahaaa!!!

 

[PSPookie]

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

 

[hover]

Wow! Another unplanned pregnancy! Another potentially unloved being done been brought into this world! That is a riot!

Wow, thanks for sharing dude. Kindergarten back in session here today already?

 

[Relic]

more sad than funny... there's a child to be involved here. At any rate, at least she's your ex, good move.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

This thread is a veiled attempt for Thunderfail to brag about how he got laid by a flabby, saggy, drunk who routinely kicked his butt. At least he's dumb enough to put a rubber on.

 

[john turner]

she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.

She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.

all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me.

yeah, i'm glad it wasn't you either, cuz i don't think you'd look good pregnant.

 

[Joe Gress]

^^

Glad it wasn't you thunder.

yeah, i'm glad it wasn't you either, cuz i don't think you'd look good pregnant.

It would kinda mess up his whole trip and whatnot.

 

[FreaqyFrequency]

more sad than funny... there's a child to be involved here.

This seems to be what everyone is overlooking here. What will become of the kiddo?

 

[spade2you]

I don't mean to sound too old, but someone else losing doesn't mean that you win.

If you get hurt, it's only natural to want to take a little pleasure in their downfall, but life is about living. Someone else living better or worse shouldn't impact your life and outlook.

 

[jobu3]

I don't mean to sound too old, but someone else losing doesn't mean that you win.

+1

She probably left him anyways.

Dumped by a flabby saggy baggy. Not exactly the winner here.

 

[NJL]

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[txbasschik]

Hey, I'm a Southern girl who lives in a trailer and drinks cheap beer! So, you think all such women are trash? HAH!!!! Shows just how little you know about the world, Young Grasshopper.

Not a Jimmy Buffet fan though. I didn't know there was such a thing as an 18 y.o. Jimmy Buffet fan, but then, ya larn sumthin' new ever' day!

You know, that's just sad that she is so, well, casually pregnant and on her own. It is *not* easy to be a single mom, and being really young doesn't help. Yeah, she did the mattress dance, and she did it without protection, which was monumentally dumb. But, you know, she's already going to be paying for her fun for a long, long time. No need to laugh at her.

Cherie

 

[N8116B]

she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.

She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.

all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me.

C'mon Levi we all know you really do love Bristol and that you are the real father. Get back together with the girl, you have the ring finger tattoo and everything already!

 

[SteveC]

she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.

She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.

all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me.

She's 18, you sound about 12. There's NOTHING funny about this - at all on so many levels. If I say any more I'm sure it'll be political or some other way against forum rules.

Grow up. You gained no respect with this post.

 

[N8116B]

I don't see where he was trying to be funny. just happy that he got himself out from a bad situation. Nothing wrong with feeling good about that.

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”—Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

 

[EricF]

A sigh of relief for dodging a bullet is okay. Laughing at her expense in this situation is not cool.

I'm guessing you weren't so critical of her appearance/lifestyle when she was going bedroom gymnastics with you.

 

[EricF]

I don't see where he was trying to be funny.

Thread title..."Lol my ex is pregnant"

 

[middy]

she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.

She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.

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and she's all flabby and saggy and looks like she's been laid too many times.

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