Lost a bet, got a Brazilian

[bassinplace]

Her Brazilian included all the areas your tighty whiteys cover.

She was trying to talk me into getting the chest, stomach, back, shoulders and underarms done as well for an additional $40. In these areas there is no special care and she can rip away with cheaper wax and the strips.

What, no happy ending? What a rip off!

 

[DeathFromBelow]

One of my friends told me a while back that his roommate's then-girlfriend, who was living with them at the time, once confidentially asked him if she could use his Rogain because she had been waxing for so long that the hair only grew back in uneven patches and she wanted it to all grow uniformly like it used to. I'm guessing she wanted to make a change to a landing strip or something.

Oh, teh lulz!

 

[CrashClint]

What, no happy ending? What a rip off!

I went to a professional Esthetician, not a Massage Parlor.