Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

[MakiSupaStar]

should i learn how to stretch maki?

Yes. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I think you're phoning it in. Specifically, I think you're phoning it in while you poo.

I cry foul!




And I want my $0.02 back.

Yes. I was on my iphone. You're only crying foul because you caught a whiff of my paperwork. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Why is Username so utterly fixated on you and do you think he will post twelve questions a day like last time? Will you answer them if he does, or just ignore him?

Username has a long history of making bad decisions. If anyone knew the reason why people make bad decisions, there would be fewer people making bad decisions. I have no idea, nor do I care why. I will answer most of them with stinging sarcasm. He has already lost his link posting priveledge, and it was clearly established in the last two cent thread that I will not click on any links he provides. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Invalid Link Removed, Invalid Link Removed, or Invalid Link Removed?

I would go with one of the Jazz's, simply because I'm not a fan of Precisions, or at least the Squire Precisions. I had one and I dumped it. Both the Jazz's seem kind of cool. Play them and see which you like best. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Should I move to CA to go to graduate school?

Yes. My two cents.

 

[Joe Gress]

Will super glue hold a small crack on a glass sculpture?

 

[Cyber Soda]

Almighty Maki,

What is the best way to get free books that I can't get from the library?

Elgee stresses "free"

 

[jrthebassguy]

Dude, my job search is getting me nowhere. Where should I apply to next?

 

[Ziltoid]

I posted in this thread hoping for a funny answer, is there something wrong with it?

 

[Thunderscreech]

Should I get a Zardoz outfit?

 

[Nyarlathotep]

I'm not sure, but FML stands for **** my life, with the asteriks being the f bomb. Your expectations about Username are correct. My two cents.

Wow. I've heard A LOT of chicks (and some dudes [mostly of the emo sub-"species"]) use that phrase..... But I never expected a section of the web to be devoted to it......

Will it die a QUICK and QUIET death, or will I be forced to hate even more of humanity?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Will super glue hold a small crack on a glass sculpture?

Yes, but don't count on it being water tight. My two cents .

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Almighty Maki,

What is the best way to get free books that I can't get from the library?

Elgee stresses "free"

Congratulations. How does it feel to be the last person on the planet to realize that there's free porn on the Internet. My two cents .

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Dude, my job search is getting me nowhere. Where should I apply to next?

When the economy is bad two things always flow. Oil and beer. Look in those two industries. My two cents.

 

[Thunderscreech]

Yes, but don't count on it being water tight. My two cents .

Would epoxy work better in this case?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

I posted in this thread hoping for a funny answer, is there something wrong with it?

Yes. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Should I get a Zardoz outfit?

Yes. Additionally no pics no zardoz. My two cents.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Wow. I've heard A LOT of chicks (and some dudes [mostly of the emo sub-"species"]) use that phrase..... But I never expected a section of the web to be devoted to it......

Will it die a QUICK and QUIET death, or will I be forced to hate even more of humanity?

It will pass like other memes. My two cents.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

Why the smiley at the end of "My two cents."? Why not , , , or any of the others?

 

[Thunderscreech]

Yes. Additionally no pics no zardoz. My two cents.

I'm having trouble with the thigh-length boots. Do you have any ideas where these might be procured? The suspenders/cartridge belts and red briefs/banana hammock are easy to find, but not the boots.


Also: how do I explain this outfit to my girlfriend? Would it be safe to say i'm a type of pirate?