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Maki's Two Cents (part 5)

Maki, besides caffeinated beverages and other chemical help, which I can't currently afford, what is the most effective way of remaining conscious and alert enough all night to finish a term paper?

This is not my 2 cent thread, but allow me to venture a 5 hour energy shot, red bull, and 2 cigarettes. You will be able to walk to the moon, punch it out of the sky while eating an entire cow and finishing your term paper.
 
This is not my 2 cent thread, but allow me to venture a 5 hour energy shot, red bull, and 2 cigarettes. You will be able to walk to the moon, punch it out of the sky while eating an entire cow and finishing your term paper.

Doesn't matter, I ended up finding a way. It did not involve any of those (you couldn't get me to smoke two cigarettes unless you were willing pay a lot of money... though online it's worthless, my dignity in RL is expensive).

Finished the paper and it clocked in at 10.5 pages. Then I went and took my three hour final, and hella destroyed it.
 
When the economy is bad two things always flow. Oil and beer. Look in those two industries. My two cents. :)

Maki has no cents!:p He forgot the best industry to look into when the economy is low ,


TEETS:D

Nothing better than to have a pair of big fakies in ya face, and you tend to forget all the other problems and industries:p:p.

My two cents:)

God Bless, Ray
 
I'm having trouble with the thigh-length boots. Do you have any ideas where these might be procured? The suspenders/cartridge belts and red briefs/banana hammock are easy to find, but not the boots.


Also: how do I explain this outfit to my girlfriend? Would it be safe to say i'm a type of pirate?

You might be able to modify some waders used for fishing in shallow water. Tell your girlfriend that you're living out your destiny and that she either get onboard or get out of the way. Explain to her that you are now an intergalactic butt pirate. She'll understand. Oh yeah. No pics no chick. My two cents. :)
 
Maki, besides caffeinated beverages and other chemical help, which I can't currently afford, what is the most effective way of remaining conscious and alert enough all night to finish a term paper?

The most effective way to write a term paper is to map it out create a plan ahead of time. That way you can bounce your rough drafts off your professor so he/she could tell you what you need to tweak for an 'A'. I found that an effective method other than caffeine is push ups. After you've completed a particular milestone, reward yourself with 20 push ups. My two cents :)
 
This is not my 2 cent thread, but allow me to venture a 5 hour energy shot, red bull, and 2 cigarettes. You will be able to walk to the moon, punch it out of the sky while eating an entire cow and finishing your term paper.

When your head is lodged firmly up your butt you find that you become immune to your own stink and pretty soon feel that you should share your opinion with everyone. This is why your opinions stink. Perhaps they wouldn't smell so bad in your own two cent thread. My two cents. :)
 
You might be able to modify some waders used for fishing in shallow water. Tell your girlfriend that you're living out your destiny and that she either get onboard or get out of the way. Explain to her that you are now an intergalactic butt pirate. She'll understand. Oh yeah. No pics no chick. My two cents. :)

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Kinda old picture. My hair is longer and so is my beard.
 
What are your thoughts on the really bad teachers who get paid to do nothing because they can’t be fired due to their contracts?

There's a probationary period to get tenure, and I feel there should be a probationary period before getting canned. Still, when the definition of a bad teacher comes from an f student, who gets suspended for bringing dope to school, then I must cry "pfft" to the claim. My two cents. :)
 
Doesn't matter, I ended up finding a way. It did not involve any of those (you couldn't get me to smoke two cigarettes unless you were willing pay a lot of money... though online it's worthless, my dignity in RL is expensive).

Finished the paper and it clocked in at 10.5 pages. Then I went and took my three hour final, and hella destroyed it.

Good to hear. The best solution is often your own. My two cents. :)