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Male Vocalists You Can't Stand

wow, all you responders so far are a little outside the mainstream as the aforementioned have sold a LOT of records.

but two guys I actually want to punch in the face when I have to hear them (doctor's office, etc.) are
Darius Rucker
Michael Buble

apparently I'm outta the mainstream too
 
Axl Rose... Axolutely!!!!!

When my college band was looking for a lead vocalist, every single freaking guy that came in to audition mimicked the Axl thing, doing the "high, high" bits and moving around like a beheaded snake in the middle of the road! It didn't matter that we would say we were not doing G & R type tunes. Me and our drummer ended up sharing VOX duties.

AC/DC's Brian Johnson.

He was good on Back In Black, and For Those About To Rock. But there comes a point where i just can't handle listening to someone who sounds like they eat glass shards for breakfast.
 
"MMMMMRYEAH" band -- Love It!

Then there's the whole nasally, tuning-challeged 80's hair band crew i.e., Vince Neil, Brett Michels, Steven Pearcy, Mark Slaughter etc.

Neil is the worst of that bunch by a ways IMO although Kevin DuBrow was pretty brutal too. I never saw Quiet Riot live but considering DuBrow can't even hold tune on their studio tracks I have to assume they were pretty bad in concert.
 
no brainer - Geddy. Almost enough to prevent me from listening to Rush. but the musicianship kept me in there.

Neil Young. Dated a girl a couple of decades ago who loved him. I tried to get into him but just no way to do so... At least Rush has strong musicianship going for it.
 
Definitely Neil Young.
Kurt Cobain.
Anyone in a Nordic death metal band....
Anyone who feels the need to warble (add unnecessary scales to single words).
Anyone with that annoying auto-tune vocoder sound.
Mick Jones.