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Malekko Plaster Caster
- Thread starter CliftonBonney
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Hahahahaha
I don't even remember posting that, hahaha... I was so wasted last night. I remember that I couldn't see straight and had to keep one eye closed to see the screen. I guess I should have kept the other one open since I was trying to type.
I think I meant "Then we'll all need it."
Edit: hahahahahahahaha
+1
The B:Assmaster is one of the greatest sounding drive pedals I ever heard on a bass.
That is an effect that I can use. I need it more than I want it.
After I get all the stuff gathered I have on order right now, I'd be tempted to order one.
I hope Malekko keeps it up and brings out even more effects.
Spanky, you crazy.
What are your extra body parts, by the way?
Accessory nipple? They're quite common from what I hear [ahem]...
What are your extra body parts, by the way?
Accessory nipple? They're quite common from what I hear [ahem]...
The name Malekko suggests Scandinavia. Scandinavia, and by extension, Finland, is the home of some of the most vaguely homoerotic imagery - Turbonegro, Tom of Finland, and so on, so names like B:Assmaster, Plaster Caster and Holley Erectus seem relatively innocuous.
I'm well aware of that. That is precisely why I said Scandinavia. I included Finland separately, because Finland isn't technically part of Scandinavia - I think it has something to do with the language.
Besides, the only address I could find for Malekko is in Texas.
Yes. Finnish is a Fenno-Ugrian language, and its closer to Hungarian and Estonian than any of the Scandinavian, languages, which are Germanic and belong to the larger family of Indo-European languages. The Fenno-Ugrian languages don't have much in common with that language family at all.
Main reason for Finland not being a part of Scandinavia would be that it isn't located on the Scandinavian Peninsula.
Oh, and considering how much I love my b:assmaster I'm really hyped about this pedal. Whatever it is.
Oh, and considering how much I love my b:assmaster I'm really hyped about this pedal. Whatever it is.
No, don't use the Plaster Caster on your bits. You must use it on a Holley Erectus, that's what it's for.
(Okay, this isn't my joke but some other TBer, credit to that guy. Legally my post is in order now.)
Not really my joke, technically Malekko's since he thought of em. I'd like him to come in here and say that he didn't chuckle at the thought of an Erectus/Assmaster combo. Anywho is a whole thread really necessary on a pedal we know nothing about?
Not really my joke, technically Malekko's since he thought of em. I'd like him to come in here and say that he didn't chuckle at the thought of an Erectus/Assmaster combo. Anywho is a whole thread really necessary on a pedal we know nothing about?
Why not? It doesn't hurt to go ahead and start generating buzz over it. Plus, as people get more info, or if Malekko wants to give us some more info, the thread is already available. I believe he said this would be the first pedal released from their new line up.
I like creating these threads because it makes searching easier. See my Bass Big Muff thread. If someone wants info on the Plaster Caster they will pull up this thread as it is dedicated to it. I hate searching for info on a particular pedal only to find it buried inside an unrelated thread.:scowl:
Cheers.
Not really my joke, technically Malekko's since he thought of em. I'd like him to come in here and say that he didn't chuckle at the thought of an Erectus/Assmaster combo. Anywho is a whole thread really necessary on a pedal we know nothing about?
Why not? It doesn't hurt to go ahead and start generating buzz over it. Plus, as people get more info, or if Malekko wants to give us some more info, the thread is already available. I believe he said this would be the first pedal released from their new line up.
I like creating these threads because it makes searching easier. See my Bass Big Muff thread. If someone wants info on the Plaster Caster they will pull up this thread as it is dedicated to it. I hate searching for info on a particular pedal only to find it buried inside an unrelated thread.:scowl:
Cheers.
That's why the term "hype" is invented.
Anyway it's fun to fill up on expectations.
I didn't mean to offend anyone, I'm sure malekko will post more news here eventually. I just don't see why so many people are all "OMGZ I want one" when they don't know what it does. No offense to anyone in this thread/Malekko intended, I'm sure whatever it is it will be a great pedal since his stuff so far i so well accepted.
Peacock! Dude! This thing could sound like spaghetti being rinsed out and it DOES NOT MATTER! I WANT ONE! I mean, think about it dude! Really! Come on....
This is worse than the hype that was going around for a while in that Chunk Systems bass synth pedal thread... :scowl:
But the name is intriguing (if not a tad unsettling), and Malekko hasn't produced a bad pedal yet.
But the name is intriguing (if not a tad unsettling), and Malekko hasn't produced a bad pedal yet.
Peacock, you didn't offend me. I wasn't meaning my reply to sound "snippy." I tried to offset any snippy-ness with the happy-go-lucky jumping dude emoticon.
This is worse than the hype that was going around for a while in that Chunk Systems bass synth pedal thread... :scowl:
But the name is intriguing (if not a tad unsettling), and Malekko hasn't produced a bad pedal yet.
Stole the words right from my mouth.
