Man Hint # 78

[tastybasslines]

Now you've gone off the rails. That never happens.

If my wife tells me to go "****" other women, I would if the opportunity "arose". I refuse to be manipulated. Say what you mean, mean what you say. I do.

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

Say what you mean, mean what you say.

Works for guys. The female brain is uncapable of this concept.

 

[NWB]

Build a big bonfire in the back yard.

Get a keg.

Invite the band over with all the gear.

Invite all your rowdy friends over.

Jam and party hard all night wearing just her underwear.

See what her reaction is the next day.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Fresh flowers, for no reason = good.
Fresh flowers, after you #@%$!#$^%ed up = she will still be mad, and think you are trying to buy your way out (which you are).

 

[Jim Nazium]

Four guys like to go fishing together on holiday weekends. They're planning the trip for Labor Day weekend, and Bob says "I can't go this time guys, I need to spend the weekend with my wife." So the rest of them make the usual plans.

The weekend arrives, the three guys get to the camp site on Saturday mornng, and there's Bob! The tent is set up, there's a pot of coffee on the stove, and Bob is putting on his waders about to head down to the stream.

"Bob!" says Jim. "I thought you had to spend the weekend with your wife?"

Bob says,"Well, I thought so too. I got home last night and she cooked a great steak dinner. We had a couple glasses of wine, and she told me to wait while she went into the bedroom. She called me in, and she was handcuffed to the bed, buck naked. Then she said 'Do whatever you want'."

 

[buldog5151bass]

Best part, is she will still be there when he gets back, if he took the keys. Gotta know the audience.

 

[macaroni tony]

Four guys like to go fishing together on holiday weekends. They're planning the trip for Labor Day weekend, and Bob says "I can't go this time guys, I need to spend the weekend with my wife." So the rest of them make the usual plans.

The weekend arrives, the three guys get to the camp site on Saturday mornng, and there's Bob! The tent is set up, there's a pot of coffee on the stove, and Bob is putting on his waders about to head down to the stream.

"Bob!" says Jim. "I thought you had to spend the weekend with your wife?"

Bob says,"Well, I thought so too. I got home last night and she cooked a great steak dinner. We had a couple glasses of wine, and she told me to wait while she went into the bedroom. She called me in, and she was handcuffed to the bed, buck naked. Then she said 'Do whatever you want'."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[DeathFromBelow]

 

[bassinplace]

If a woman says "do whatever you want", it's probably best to ask her what that is first. Then at least you've got yourself some leverage.

 

[skwee]

But this phrase really only comes forth after a lot of back and forth, though...

 

[BawanaRik]

What she really means is: "Do whatever you want, as long as it's OK with me"

Hitting the truth-o-meter

 

[BawanaRik]

If a woman says "do whatever you want", it's probably best to ask her what that is first. Then at least you've got yourself some leverage.

Do whatever you want? What exactly is it I want to do?

 

[BawanaRik]

What the heck

 

[fhm555]

If a woman says "Do whatever you want.", under no circumstance ever do what you want.

So I shouldn't go get a new Donzi R-73? You sure about that?

 

[Tom Bomb]

 

[buldog5151bass]

And you guys pick on me for putting antlers on my dogs for Christmas...

 

[machine gewehr]

If I were there, I'd slap the biggest slice of cheese onto that cat's forehead.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Mmmm, feline grilled cheese. Tastes like chicken.

 

[machine gewehr]

Mmmm, feline grilled cheese. Tastes like chicken.

Everything tastes like chicken.

 

[ErebusBass]

Everything tastes like chicken.

Or does chicken taste like everything? I just blew your mind.