Man steals guitar off the sales floor!

[Alkali Ike]

I wonder if the perp’s action was inspired by alcohol or perhaps an illegal substance or three.

 

[Jeff Scott]

I wonder if the perp’s action was inspired by alcohol or perhaps an illegal substance or three.

Stupidity doesn't require any of that.

 

[fdeck]

Who needs a gig bag?

 

[hangnail]

He has a Maple Leafs hat on...... can't be too bright .

 

[48thStreetCustom]

This happened just yesterday. He had a getaway driver waiting outside.

 

[DirtDog]

Weight?

 

[Jeff Scott]

People are getting so frickin' crazy, these days!

 

[PhatBasstard]

So....
Is that a Les Paul in your pants,
or are you just glad you're going to jail?

 

[PhatBasstard]

Weight?

 

[truand85]

That dumb little pinhead bun thingy was a crime unto itself.

Haha, I had that same thought watching the video.

 

[Root 5]

Geez don’t worry. I’ll take good care of my new lefty Les Paul.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Most people working in these stores are minimum wage employees, and are not going to risk getting hurt stopping someone. Do the deed as a duo (with a driver waiting outside), and you have a good chance to make it.