Mercenary Snobs Club

[JumboJack]

I just got a couple posters fired last night. I was rocking some synchronized posts, melting faces and blowing minds. Dudes where all " We need you to come post with us" and I was all "Only if I get a full share (including both past and future posts) and they where all "You're in". And I was all

 

[David Jayne]

I won't even touch my keyboard for less than $10 a post.

Actually, I like typing but you gotta pay me to move my keyboard and mouse around.

Pffftt.....I won't pick up my smart phone for less than......... ........ ...

Nevermind. Number please.

 

[craig.p]

Well. If I'm going to be part of this, then you need to understand that I do only 7-bit ascii at my standard rate. Any 8-bit ascii such as ░, ▒, ▓, etc., will be charged my usual 50% adder.

 

[Phalex]

I just got a couple posters fired last night. I was rocking some synchronized posts, melting faces and blowing minds. Dudes where all " We need you to come post with us" and I was all "Only if I get a full share (including both past and future posts) and they where all "You're in". And I was all

Fan-freakin-tastic!

 

[Steve]

I'm not funny enough to contribute to this, but I must compliment you guys for keeping this joke going two full pages so far.

Correction: Three pages now.

This club is over exposed. I don't do cover clubs only all original clubs.

 

[walterw]

I'm waiting for someone to open the corollary thread, aka the Band Whores Club.

Thats for the ones who will play any songs, with any band, if the price is right.

there's a difference?

 

[David Jayne]

there's a difference?

There is, but it's subtle.

 

[hsech]

But is this a working club? I don't work but my band does. Does that count?

 

[lowfreq33]

What this thread needs is some PAYING posts.

 

[David Jayne]

What this thread needs is some PAYING posts.

Right? The 'freebies' are killing it for us pros.

 

[craig.p]

At one of the tech sites that helps people get malware off their systems, there's an expert contributor who has a sig with a paypal link that says please consider contributing if you found my advice helpful.

Who wants to go first?