So I'm gonna try and make this a short story. My guitarist called me up with an opportunity to make a quick $50 bucks. Apparently, his girlfriends aunt is a party planner and she needed two costume models (?) to be Elmo and Mickey at a kids birthday party this upcoming Saturday. When we went to go try on the costumes she broke the news. They decided they wanted Minnie to go with Mickey instead of Elmo. Guess who was too hefty to fit into the Minnie costume? My guitarist. Guess who wasn't? Me. I didn't have enough girth to avoid wearing the costume. So I guess I'm gonna be Minnie this weekend. Now for advice. Does anybody know how I can avoid frightening these children? I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, but the reason I'm asking is because I am 6'3", built like an athlete (on account of military physical fitness), and have a voice so deep only dogs can hear me half the time. A bassist does not a good Minnie Mouse make. Thoughts? Comments? Opinions? HELP???