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Most Annoying Song

I haven't heard many of these songs, but thought y'all would enjoy these great song titles of crappy old country songs...they are cheezy:

"At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump"

This one is sick and a real song: "Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears"

"Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)"...sigh

"You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often"
Ah, how endearing...domestic violence....guess she shoulda ducked...she knew he was a-drankin'

"You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly":....hmmmm, I would have to say that it is likely both of you.

"What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me"
Huh, that IS such a common theme with hillbilly's.

More domestic violence:
"Slap 'Er Down Again Paw"

And again: "She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw"

Here's a nifty little diddy of domestic violence just for the girls: "One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There)"
You go girl !!!

AHHH, gotta love em'