My Future Roscoe

[Gard]

This one?

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[VroomVroom]

Man, I sneak out for lunch - no sushi....but the check I cashed from last night's gig will provide for tonight's outing (now, where the hell is the "slurp" thingy I'm always asking for?!?) - and there's tons of action. All excellent stuff, folks! Or, put another way, that's one mother of a toilet seat.

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[Gard]

(now, where the hell is the "slurp" thingy I'm always asking for?!?)

..ask and ye shall receive...

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[Darkstrike]

Adam's revised specs are on the way, Gard. Thanks to one and all for the design input, I'm confident Adam will approve.

I'm imaging Keith looking over the spec's,

"Hmmm......."




"Ok........"




"And a pickguard?!........"




"GAAARRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!"

"Yeah Keith, its cool, thats what he wants........"

 

[Gard]

I'm imaging Keith looking over the spec's,

...naw, he just asks me to tell him what is happening, all the specs are in my computer...

 

[Darkstrike]

...naw, he just asks me to tell him what is happening, all the specs are in my computer...

Even better!

Gard, why do I see sheets of mother of toilet seat lying around?

Wait, what are the guys doing with that Ziracote LG?



FFFFFUUUUUUUUU...............

 

[RocketMusic]

Here we go, now it's official:

 

[Darkstrike]

Thats one damn' fine looking LG.......

 

[dataBASS5]

Is it too late to paint it sunburst and put a four in line headstock on? With a string tree, and cloverleafs......

Didn't I pay for part of the Roscoe you're playing these days?

But not the pickguard, want to keep that naturally mother-of-toilet-seat!

To my DEAREST Manufacturing GM & BELOVED Dealer. . .


If you make my bass look like this:

I'm coming after you with THIS bass:

 

[dataBASS5]

Here we go, now it's official:

Oh well, at least the painted on inlays can be scraped off. . .

 

[Darkstrike]

Didn't I pay for part of the Roscoe you're playing these days?

Indeed(it seriously is just that, as this one is mint, not a word I use lightly), which is why I spent so much time helping the guys plan out your new one so its a masterpiece.

 

[dataBASS5]

Indeed, which is why I spent so much time helping the guys plan out your new one so its a masterpiece.

Well, that's about par for the course. Welcome to the "brotherhood". . . :scowl:

 

[Darkstrike]

Well, that's about par for the course. Welcome to the "brotherhood". . . :scowl:

 

[Gard]

To my DEAREST Manufacturing GM & BELOVED Dealer. . .


If you make my bass look like this:

I'm coming after you with THIS bass:

But, I have an official order that says your bass should look like this:

We only take order changes from our authorized dealers. If there is any question, you, as the customer, should contact your dealer to resolve them...

 

[dataBASS5]

We only take order changes from our authorized dealers. If there is any question, you, as the customer, should contact your dealer to resolve them...

Yes, I seem to recall that policy having utilized it once or twice recently. . .

So be it.

Greg, MARK IT ZERO!

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[Gard]

Yes, I seem to recall that policy having utilized it once or twice recently. . .

So be it.

Greg, MARK IT ZERO!

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...I just spit Dr. Pepper all over my monitor...

 

[VroomVroom]

This isn't 'Nam, Adam. There are rules.

However.....I don't roll on Shabbas!

 

[Gard]

This isn't 'Nam, Adam. There are rules.

However.....I don't roll on Shabbas!

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND!!!!

 

[VroomVroom]

Gard, my brother...c'mon, now. Let me correct you as Walter would...

Please, dude, the preferred nomenclature is: This aggression will not stand. (That's as the real GW would say it. The Dude would add, "Man" to the end of the sentence.)

Let me get this straight. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I'm responsible?

 

[Gard]

...but, the rug really brought the room together...man...