There is only one logical conclusion.
Space monsters intercepted this bass en route to the buyer. They took it aboard the mother ship and probed and prodded then took it apart.
In an attempt to cover up the abduction and molestation, they super glued it back together and sent it on its way.
Now that this is cleared up, I feel sorry for both parties involved.
Space monsters intercepted this bass en route to the buyer. They took it aboard the mother ship and probed and prodded then took it apart.
In an attempt to cover up the abduction and molestation, they super glued it back together and sent it on its way.
Now that this is cleared up, I feel sorry for both parties involved.

