My new favorite Craigslist post

[roccobass]

My friends band had a douche drummer named Bob. The next and then the third douche drummer was named Bob.
When they advertised for the next drummer they specified "no Bobs".

Sounds like they were playing the old Bobbin’ for Douches” game.

 

[Winoman]

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We're all looking for a non-douche drummer!!

 

[wmdj5]

They also mentioned "practice". Rehearsals are for getting together. Practice is what you do on your own time.

AMEN!!!!

 

[Norm Nelson]

Sam Adams Light.

Devastating.
Hey I just realized I don't see Sam Adams in the stores any more (west coast) - did they withdraw from our market or something?

And I think y'all are being unfair to drummers. They're not being douchey, they're being deaf. They literally can't hear you or process what you said because of something like multiple concussion syndrome.

 

[Gopherbassist]

did they withdraw from our market or something?

Redacted, I was thinking of the Yeungling guy.

 

[Pings Bass]

If you keep finding yourself in douchey situations it may be time for some self-reflection

 

[Thumpin6string]

Most all musicians here in southern Indiana are douches. Especially the drummers. I've been advertising for players to start a band for over 6 years and 99% of the ones who answer the ad are flakes and losers. Pretty sad. I did get lucky and found a guitarist who moved here from another state like I did. He is not a douche, loser or a flake.

 

[Michedelic]

Just be careful if you smell Axe…

 

[Gopherbassist]

Just be careful if you smell Axe…

Ah man, Garfunkel and Oates. Both of their TV careers picked up and they're not currently active, but they made some great songs while they were.



Is Kate Micucci single?

 

[SactoBass]

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These two rockin dudes don't just jam, they "jam out" maan.

 

[Michedelic]

Is Kate Micucci single?

Nah, I checked a long time ago.

 

[Gopherbassist]

Nah, I checked a long time ago.

Damn.

 

[5StringBlues]

Nah, I checked a long time ago.

Damn.

We're all on the same page I see.

 

[BassHole1]

As a drummer, I will just say on this bass forum..............no comment!!!!

 

[Pdaddy1978]

I'm a little surprised that our in-house language filter didn't convert the D-word to "Massengill Country Flowers" or "dog de-skunker".

Anyone who has taken middle school boys to a French speaking country or province knows that you can send them into a bathroom en masse, count to 5 and expect to hear life changing shrieks of hilarity when they discover the shower.

My late father...who was a WW2 vet, and lived to 94, used that word until his dying day to describe anything like a thorough wash down.
As in... I washed down the driveway...I gave it a good douche.
I'd be lying if I said it didn't always make me laugh.

 

[BassicJazzy]

Devastating.
Hey I just realized I don't see Sam Adams in the stores any more (west coast) - did they withdraw from our market or something?

And I think y'all are being unfair to drummers. They're not being douchey, they're being deaf. They literally can't hear you or process what you said because of something like multiple concussion syndrome.

You mean Pawtucket Patriot? Out here it's been rebranded as "Duff."

 

[Gopherbassist]

Nah, I checked a long time ago.

We're all on the same page I see.

Maybe between the three of us we could muster up enough charm to steal her away from whoever she's with now.

 

[Norm Nelson]

You mean Pawtucket Patriot? Out here it's been rebranded as "Duff."

It's been a while since I've been out drinking Narries at the beach. I miss it. A little.

 

[ValleyBass77]

Welcome to Boston

They need a drummah who’s wicked pissah!

 

[dannylectro]

My friends band had a douche drummer named Bob. The next and then the third douche drummer was named Bob.
When they advertised for the next drummer they specified "no Bobs".

I once responded to a Boston Phoenix ad for a bass player that specified “must have headstock”. I got the gig.