Oh City of Seattle and your obtuse permitting processes...
I call in at 7:30 as instructed by the permit center receptionist. The automated system tells me that I'm the 15th caller in line. I'm expecting to be sitting on hold for a very long time, but in less than 20 seconds someone picks up and asks for my permit number. I give it to them and they immediately forward me to my inspector's cell phone. The conversation goes like this:
Inspector: This is Chris.
Me: Hi Chris, this is also Chris, I...
Inspector: [cuts me off] You wanna know when I'll be there?
Me: Yep.
Inspector: I should be outta here by 9:30, so I could come to your place first. Maybe 10:00 or 10:30.
Me: Your receptionist told me you could be on-site by 8:00.
Inspector: No, that's wrong.
Me: Damn. Well, let's just cancel for today. I'll need to take a full day off work sometime next week to be able to wait around for you.
Inspector: Well, hang on. Let me look at your file. [sound of papers rustling and him reading things under his breath] Dude, I don't need you to be there. I can just do this as a drive by.
Me: There was a line item for insulation inspection. I'll need to let you in for that.
Inspector: Nah, we can just pound that one to ground.
[whatever the hell that means]
Me: Okay... Ummm... Yeah...
Inspector: I'll get over there today and will call you if I have any questions.
Me: Alright, thanks.
Inspector: Yep [hangs up abruptly]
So, I'm not entirely sure how this is going to go. I wanted to be there to walk the inspector through any of the decisions I made. That said, maybe this is such an insignificant project to his overall list of inspections that he just wants to make sure I haven't done anything that's obviously a code violation and call it good. Very confusing. More to come later as this thing develops.

<- That's supposedly a nail biting emoji, haha.