my tone is a very bad! help!

[2thAche]

Does anyone else miss this guy? I think we should make him his own forum.

 

[Turnaround]

My tone sounds like, "blam blam blam" but I want it to sound like dune dune dune. Fix please

Who was the best troll for metal?

 

[Discount Bassy]

Weight?

 

[H K]

I understand this guy getting the banhammer but to be honest a lot of the posts here are of the same caliber and quality, just phrased slightly better.

Step 1; make a post called "I hate my band, should I quit?"
Step 2: repeat weekly
Step 3: ?????
Step 4; Profit


Or you know, just make up some random question like "hey guys whats this song I'm humming here for 0.23seconds? Bet you cant guess!"

It's good that some of the intermedtiate questions get repeated infinitely, IMO. Lets people learn without specifically looking to learn. Just coming across a post and seeing the info. But it gets extremely annoying when you notice it's the same heckin guy doing it week after week, or obviously posting to maximize his replies and likes. I guess some people treat this a bit like they'd treat facebook, getting a kick out of having a post on the front page and getting replies.

 

[micguy]

27201548[/URL], member: 332166"]Does anyone else miss this guy? I think we should make him his own forum.

"Ask the troll"?

 

[Grinderman]

My Sicilian father taught me how to make bad tone in Italian.

 

[GregT]

The only good thing coming out of this thread, besides the humor, is I actually looked up Henrik Linder. Not my kind of music but he certainly can play. Probably sound even better on a Fender!

 

[ThudThudThud]

Got here too late to recommend tortloaf and flats.

 

[knumbskull]

 

[knumbskull]

I do not agree with that btw /\/\/\

 

[RichterScale]

My tone is fine, it's my playing that sucks.
What bass should I get?

 

[Iridescentone]

Yup, some members've been trolling for years and they get 10-15 likes at each comment lol.

Looks like you're getting the hang of it yourself, Grasshopper. Welcome to TB.

 

[dalkowski]

hello guys i ama professionalle bassiste from italia! my basse is sounds like a very bad word. It is a FENDER! absolute so bad!! fender make a sloppy bass now. I am professionalle funky-style bassiste. I want sound like henrik linder what padels to use?! thank you in advance for your advice! sorry for my English it is a very not good!

Have you tried neck dive?

 

[Mike Vee]

I do not agree with that btw /\/\/\

lol I'm Italian and Irish, 2 nationalities that are never off limits from stereotyping.

 

[H K]

lol I'm Italian and Irish, 2 nationalities that are never off limits from stereotyping.

It's-a me! MariO'sullivanno!

That'sa one spicy potato!

Ok, im done. Sorry

 

[Sparkl]

Yup, some members've been trolling for years and they get 10-15 likes at each comment lol.

Imagine farming likes on Talkbass, lol.

 

[jimmydean]

WHAT ! Are you telling me that was not a real post from a bassist in need of some serious help ? Well , no soup for you . I was going to start a GO- F- ME for you .

 

[gazzatriumph]

I enjoy these posts

 

[Michael Stanley 2112]

I think he is a cork soaker.

GREAT (forgotten) movie reference!!!

+1

ETA: IBTL

 

[Pops OB]

Immediate fix: Replace the bassist immediately.