Thanks for the reply. I never took up woodworking or have any previous experience except building a deck and a few other oddities around the house with my father (he was a REAL woodworker). I don't have the tools you listed, but I live near a home depot and can buy them and do the work myself. It doesn't seem incredibly hard to do; it just seems to demand patience and care. Your response was incredibly detailed

I especially appreciate the advice about clamping the neck right below the crack in order to avoid further splitting. Since there are no worthwhile luthiers near my city that I know of (Miami, FL - anybody know someone in this area?), I'll have to do the repairs myself. I'll stick to the titebond glue. On a side note, I just went over the neck with a 0000 wool pad and oiled it up and man I gotta say that I'm in heaven

The burnmarks on the body are never coming out since the damage was severe enough to remove quite a bit of wood from the belly cut area. I cleaned the area up a bit by sanding and then some lemon oil. It looks much better now. I'd rather not have it fixed any further than this, though. I really dig the way it looks (especially the neck - I refuse to touch those burn marks). The bass just oozes character to me, and that means alot more than superficial beauty

Thanks for all the responses so far!