That doesn't seem to square with the physics involved. A pickup placed at the bridge does not and never will come close to transmitting the attack/decay transient that is similar to what is transmitted acoustically. I posted at length in the Ehrlund thread(s) about the attack/decay profile and its importance in terms of how we identify and characterize the sound of any instrument. So, the vibrations of the table are not "just as weird" as those at the bridge. Rather, I believe they can be (and typically are) closer to what is radiated acoustically-- that is, what emanates from the front of the bass. That's not always the case and therein lies the rub. The greater the extent to which you transduce what's at the strings, the less the extent you transduce what the instrument is doing. Sure, the response of the instrument affects the strings but that influence pales in comparison to the way the response of the strings affect the instrument. It's a classic impedance mis-match and we rely on it.
As for balls, well, IME, in that department, the Ehrlund, when placed properly, trounces any bridge-mounted pickup I've ever used or heard. I don't dispute your experience at all. Yes, there are just some basses for which players can't seem to get it to work well. It may also have to do with their preferences for amplified sound.
It's not surprising that you don't know many other players in your sphere who use the Ehrlund. Neither do I! Many people don't know about it, it's expensive, and it requires a fair degree of fiddling and expertise. It's hardly plug-n-play as are many other pickups. Those characteristics right there turn off many players right at the get-go. That's quite understandable.
By the way, on a variety of real gigs, I've never experienced substantial "contact noise" from the Ehrlund.
YMMV