new slogans for NASA

[Lost Drummer]

NASA: If you fart during the ride, you will be jettisoned.

 

[BellBottomBlues]

NASA: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS INNNN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!


(Said the same way as Jews in Space)

 

[mlowe]

While it's funny and being an Aussie seems to be making fun of anything possible I think NASA is a group of amazing people. They may not be totally open about what they see but that's another story.

I often use them as the analogy with sooking clients that carry on about paying a few bucks for amazing tech -

"hey, with all the worlds best engineers even nasa projects can fail"

Most of the time they shut up.......

 

[HollowBassman]

NASA:Inventing foam mattresses with your tax dollars!

 

[Rune Bivrin]

NASA: What goes up, must come down.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

NASA: Where even the best engineers fail.

 

[Rune Bivrin]

NASA: From your pockets to our rockets!

 

[Marlat]

NASA: Our accountants thought Waterworld was a success

 

[MakiSupaStar]

NASA - One Small Step for Mankind One Giant Prick

 

[RWP]

NASA: Bor-ing, but still really expensive.

 

[Vic Winters]

NASA: Everyone makes mistakes. Ours just happen to cost billions of dollars.

NASA: Calculated in Metric. Programmed in Standard.

 

[Munjibunga]

We bring 'em back alive ... occasionally.

 

[Mike Money]

Nasa: Whoops.

 

[Mike Money]

Nasa: CHEWIE, MAKE THE JUMP TO HYPERSPACE!


Nasa: A Bay Bay

 

[hbarcat]

NASA: Investing in "ant farms in space" experiments for over 40 years.... and we're still not finished!

 

[joeydavidson]

NASA - sending penis like objects in to a place we really don't understand.

NASA: From your pockets to our rockets!

hahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Thor]

NASA - The 'Mile High Club' is SO Sixties!

NASA - Duct Tape, Check!

NASA - World's most expensive Piggy Back Ride!

NASA - REAL Toys for Girls and Boys

NASA - Bringing back Simian Flight.

NASA - Check out our 'Black Hearse' option

NASA - Play Your Bass in Space!

 

[Lost Drummer]

NASA: As soon as we develop hyperdrive we are so outta here.

 

[Thor]

NASA - Unlimited Gear Storage.

 

[Lost Drummer]

NASA... Because they won't let us build giant robots.