Yeah. She was a gymnast. Great in the sack. She was half filipina half white and completely spun in the head. Sex was phenomenal though. I didn't have a clue. Come to think of it she did have a nice pad. When she told me we were laying in bed, naked and spent. She rolled over and told me that "now you can brag about ******* the pink power ranger." I was half ignoring her because kind of in a light sleep, not to mention she didn't really have a lot to say, but certainly spoke like she thought she did. She could rattle on for half an hour about absolutely nothing. Anyway, to tell you the truth, I the mighty morphin power rangers was barely on my radar. I was out of college consulting and kind of scrambling for my next gig, so what was the new thing on kiddie tv was not exactly pertinent at the time. I'm still not sure I believe her. She did have about three of those pink outfits in her closet though. She said that she needed them for when she goes on appearances and stuff. Mall openings, and stuff like that. I don't know, still not sure if she was the pink one or just some petite gymnast freak with a weird fetish that I was more than willing to oblige. She liked to party though, but too much for my liking. It was kind of bordering destructive. She liked to go to raves and stuff, and I just wasn't into that scene. Anyway after a couple of months I started tapping this dirty little Korean chick straight in town from Chicago. I figured the pink power ranger bailed because I hadn't heard from her in about a week and a half. Last I heard she told me she was going to do some x and go to this rave out in the desert near 29 palms. I didn't hear back from her, so I figures she had either bailed, hooked up with some stupid raver dude, or whatever. I could care less. Suddenly I get a call at like three in the morning with this Korean chick asleep beside me. She talking a million miles a minute about meeting her parents, and how they might ask me about what I can do to further her career in entertainment, and all this crazy stuff. It was like she started talking to me in the middle of a conversation that I wasn't a part of. I told her, she crazy, don't call me again, and to lay off the blow. She called me everyday, for like two weeks after that. Often just calling and then hanging up. Once, I think she called me in the middle of having sex with another guy or at least that's what it sounded like. When I switched numbers and phones, I started seeing her car parked near my house. I remember telling the Korean chick that if I see her car again, I'm calling the cops. Luckily I didn't see her car again.
There were a lot of things wrong with that chick. This is why I still kind of doubt she was the pink power ranger. First off, I don't think I ever knew her right name. She kept telling me that she's changing her name to "qris". She didn't like the fact that I told her this spelling didn't even make sense. She told me that her real name was christina, but she gave a different name to everyone she met. I've heard her introduce herself to some of my lifeguarding buddies as Caroline, stephanie, and I think there was a Brittany in there too. Pink power ranger or not, I'm glad to be out of that mess.
There were a lot of things wrong with that chick. This is why I still kind of doubt she was the pink power ranger. First off, I don't think I ever knew her right name. She kept telling me that she's changing her name to "qris". She didn't like the fact that I told her this spelling didn't even make sense. She told me that her real name was christina, but she gave a different name to everyone she met. I've heard her introduce herself to some of my lifeguarding buddies as Caroline, stephanie, and I think there was a Brittany in there too. Pink power ranger or not, I'm glad to be out of that mess.
