Too old. I oughta plant my 34-year old foot in your...
Ahem, anyhow I picked up the bass a couple weeks ago and one product that I can recommend as far as giving you some direction is eMedia Bass Method (http://www.emediamusic.com/bass.html). It walks through right hand techniques, then fretting, and then starts in with scales, triads, etc. Lots of exercises and explanations, and it focuses on using the things that it is teaching you to make music rather than just focusing on brute memorization.
It also includes a metronome and a tuner (although you'll need an adapter to plug your cable into the mic jack on your sound card to use the tuner). It has some godawful boring songs used for examples, but what do you expect for noobs?So check it out if you want some direction in your studies but can't spring for the teacher as it's working well for me so far.
He hit it on the head... MAKE MUSIC! My ex-wife knows theory, can tell you every time signature change in any math rock band song you can name, but if she doesn't have sheet music in front of her she can't play a NOTE
On the other hand, she can sight read anything 
