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Nonsense. Part II.

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My wife tells me this story from her town that she grew up in and she starts with her telling me about this autistic child that lives a few miles from where she grew up. She says that this kid tells his mom that he has a troll in his closet that he's keeping there until she gets home. She wonders what in the world he's talking about but dismisses it as another crazy story from her autistic son. When she gets home, she finds that her son has kidnapped a midget census worker in his closet and won't let the census worker go. I laughed until I almost peed my pants. TRUE STORY!!!