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Nonsense. Part II.
- Thread starter Radical Edward
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a mountain climber..
Seen that one before, but here's yours:
A spaceman in a tu-tu.. ?
I found one... on...Yahooooooo.......
I gotta get me one of those leopard skin loin cloths as they seem to be all the rage with the upper-crust sasquatch crowd. I hear the chixdiggit.
Leopard loincloth: Cool ONLY if it's real leopard, and you took it from the leopard. Or if it's quick-release. 
for some nonsensical reason this pic reminded me of this story:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane
and for the record: i am still at a loss for how "zappa" doesn't automatically mean "frank." am i old? isn't frank eternal?
Leopard loincloth: Cool ONLY if it's real leopard, and you took it from the leopard. Or if it's quick-release.
The way I like to do it is strap two LIVE leopards to the front and back of my groin area. They're much too beautiful an animal to slaughter every time I want to go to a fancy sasquatch shindig and 'get some air .. down there'. I ensnare them humanly by putting out some tea and crumpets (which they LOVE) and then tame temporarily them with my awesome alpha-maleness. When I'm done, I just scratch 'em behind the ears, give them both a 'football-type' bum pat and send them on their merry way.
Good times indeed.
