OH NO!

[GeneralElectric]

General Electric is developing feelings.

Deep

Deep

Deep


Deep deep deep deep down inside. Close to the core deep.

Someone take my man card because somewhere Hitler and Satan are having a snow ball fight.

 

[Benjamin Strange]

You know how I know you're gay? You have feelings.

 

[GeneralElectric]

You know how I know you're gay? You have feelings.

 

[selfblessed]

Feelings for???

 

[Asa Samuel]

Feelings for Satan and Hitler?

 

[Georynn]

You know how I know you're gay? You have feelings.

Isn't that called "gaydar"?

 

[WalterBush]

Feelings lie. Ignore them. The're only nice when they're in line with the rest of me. They're always the first to go when I face internal conflict.

 

[EricF]

Run far, far away. Feelings only lead to trouble - like marriage and children and giving a damn about other people.

 

[Croox]

we'll save you a lot of steps, I dig the shallow grave, you hop in now, and i cover you with dirt. crisis adverted!

 

[Relic]

maybe you just have to drop a stool?

 

[bassteban]

I'm feeling like a hot pastrami w/lots of mustard & onions. Nothing wrong w/that feeling.

 

[mjolnir]

maybe you just have to drop a stool?

...One bad enough to make Stalin and Hitler have a snowball fight in hell?

I would hate to be anywhere near his septic tank after that dump...

 

[crimson_basser]

did you happen to be listening to coldplay?

 

[RedemptionBass]

Maybe you are just going emo.



Remember, it's down the road not cross the street.

 

[GeneralElectric]

Remember, it's down the road not cross the street.

It doesn't matter when you use a hacksaw.

 

[Thunderscreech]

It doesn't matter when you use a hacksaw.

Band saws are much more effective. Ask to borrow the one at your local butcher shop. There's always blood at a butcher shop, so no one will notice.

 

[sarcastro83]

are you sure it's not gas?

 

[L-A]

are you sure it's not gas?

Ah, the dreaded gas that comes from deep inside. You can't really tell it apart from feelings, though. Both start migrating south until they go away with the wind

 

[bad_andy]

To paraphrase Dr. Hibert from the Simpsons: "Are we talking about the feelings a man has for a woman or the feelings a man has for a fine Cuban cigar? Ah he he he..."
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[steve21]

To paraphrase Dr. Hibert from the Simpsons: "Are we talking about the feelings a man has for a woman or the feelings a man has for a fine Cuban cigar? Ah he he he..."
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now that's a quality post.