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Ok, where's the $50 bass, then?

Whew, OK found you guys again. OK, so umm, where is it?

when he last checked the tracking:
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i say we should all go to davenport and sit by his window with him and wait for this mystery bass. Then once it comes, we throw a party!!!

Definitely. If it comes we'll throw a cool party with beer, food, girls, music and those wiggly noise-maker things you blow-into-and-the-little-thingie-extends-out-the-end-and-wiggles-while-it's-whistling..
if it doesn't arrive, then it's a blanket party for you-know-who.. mwhahahahah
 

Ahhhhhh..... OK then :D

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I scanned over several thousand posts last night to fight insomnia.

So let's recap:

A bass was sitting around in storage for __ months. The bill went delinquent. Some dude purchased the rights for the unpaid unit. Said dude sells this hand-painted bass to a TBer sight-unseen. Some of us here have speculated it's "The Funk Machine", while others have been disciplined and/or banned for TOS violations over two-and-one-half threads. How am I doing so far?

Oh yeah, UPS is slow.
 
Ahhhhhh..... OK then :D

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I scanned over several thousand posts last night to fight insomnia.

So let's recap:

A bass was sitting around in storage for __ months. The bill went delinquent. Some dude purchased the rights for the unpaid unit. Said dude sells this hand-painted bass to a TBer sight-unseen. Some of us here have speculated it's "The Funk Machine", while others have been disciplined and/or banned for TOS violations over two-and-one-half threads. How am I doing so far?

Oh yeah, UPS is slow.

hey hey you left out the part in the 1st thread where I went for a poo while waiting
 
So let's recap:

A bass was sitting around in storage for __ months.
Correct.
The bill went delinquent.
Correct.
Some dude purchased the rights for the unpaid unit.
Correct, I guess, that "some dude" is Mystery bass OPs GFs father, does that for living IIRC.
Said dude sells this hand-painted bass to a TBer sight-unseen.
It's a Christmas present, no money involved, not even shipping.
Some of us here have speculated it's "The Funk Machine", while others have been disciplined and/or banned for TOS violations over two-and-one-half threads.
That and a LOTS of other stuff. A bit NSFW pics of UPS "employees" etc.
How am I doing so far?
Pretty close

Oh yeah, UPS is slow.
It has been good around here. Sort of ;).

Just my 0,02€
Sam