Ok...which one of you is a Robot?

[wintremute]

So I'm perusing the front page of TalkBass. Lookin' at the thread titles: Ok, the band likes a P bass, who doesn't? The latest philosophy on live music. Some NBD threads, love those, get my GAS flowin'.

Then I glance to the right and I see this:

Hmmm...that's a lot of guests, why don't they become members, it's free, and WAITAMINUTE! ROBOTS! THERE'S ROBOTS ON THIS SITE!

My first guess is @twinjet, I just have a feeling. How many of you are out there? Do robots like carrots? What bass do robots play for metal?

 

[Fat Freddy]

My programming instructs me to inform you that I am not a Robot.....

 

[buldog5151bass]

This does not compute...

 

[organworthyplayer337]

Įm ñøt å rõböt

 

[wintremute]

There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're a robot. It's just a list that we would like to create...a list...to make sure of, you know, stuff...safety, wd-40 allotment, etc.

 

[wintremute]

My programming instructs me to inform you that I am not a Robot.....

I think I know why you wouldn't post your picture on the "show us a pic of you and your bass" thread.

 

[Fat Freddy]

There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're a robot. It's just a list that we would like to create to make sure of, you know, stuff...safety, wd-40 allotment, etc.

My programming informs me that this is most likely a trap.....

 

[INTP]

I've been asked if I'm human, which I guess is another way of asking the same thing.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I think I know why you wouldn't post your picture on the "show us a pic of you and your bass" thread.

But I did!...

 

[wintremute]

But I did!...View attachment 1029889

SKIN JOB! **cue Bear McCreary's' "All Along The Watchtower"**

 

[Gorn]

 

[wintremute]

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[ONYX]

So---you've discovered my secret. Prepare for TERMINATION!

 

[ZenG]

*Sigh*.....o.k...I'll come clean. Yes I'm a robot.

I'm a robot in the factory where they make Fender Precisions...but all the other robots here are anti-social and don't talk to me.

So at night when the plant is closed I go get a bass and play through headphones and a Rumble 40.

Awfully sorry...was just trying to learn more about how to play bass...

 

[ThudThudThud]

....I was just going to get the coffee....I was just going to get the coffee.....I thought we were good friends....I thought we were good friends....I thought we were good friends......

 

[Killed_by_Death]

It's me!
My nickname used to be the shagging machine.

 

[twinjet]

I am offensive and I find this highly robot.

 

[HeavyJazz]

I may be a robot, but I indentify as a human. Don't pop my bubble, haters.

 

[BassLover668]

You know Sarah Connor? LOL

 

[two fingers]

I'm MC/MQ.

(Mechanically Confused Mechanically Qestioning)

I'll let you know which side of the fence I land on at some point. For now, I can identify however I like. And being that I'm in North Carolina you better let me pee wherever I want to or there won't be anymore basketball games here! And we can't have that!