Ok...which one of you is a Robot?

[BtaylorTheRogue]

meep morp zhoop

 

[KickingBass]

Haha while this is kinda funny, I'm still wondering what ARE those robots? I'm honestly curious.

 

[DarkAvianFind]

Ok, but quick question:

You'’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it'’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can'’t, not without your help. But you’'re not helping. Why is that?

 

[wintremute]

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So---you've discovered my secret. Prepare for TERMINATION!

You know Sarah Connor? LOL

 

[Drucifer]

Hahahahahahah, no way: I am not a robot, I am a human male/female person just like you are a human male/female person!

 

[wintremute]

Ok, but quick question:

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it'’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can'’t, not without your help. But you’'re not helping. Why is that?

 

[wintremute]

....I was just going to get the coffee....I was just going to get the coffee.....I thought we were good friends....I thought we were good friends....I thought we were good friends......

 

[Roxbororob]

Are you the creator...recomputing...error error error error error

 

[ThudThudThud]

Well done.

 

[JJR58]

Warning Will Robinson!

Really the concern should be, are those fembots with the machine gun jugglys.

 

[Feral Feline]

It says I was on when I wasn't! Some robot is impersonfelinating me.

Was I on? If I check and see whether I was online or not, then ...

SCHRRRRÖDINGERRR!!! YOu SoN oF a...


WaIT! What if... I'm... but I don't realise...

NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Johnny Crab]

Resistance is futile.
You life, as it has been, is over.
From this moment forward, you will service us.

PS: Pay not attention to the "Members Online" counter as the Russians have hacked it to throw the thread selection.

 

[John Wentzien]

We have assumed control.........

 

[Medicine Man]

Sounds like robot talk to me. Exactly what the robots would say to throw us off the trail.

 

[Slinger]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't answer that question.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't answer that question.

That's not even a Robot!....

 

[SunnBass]

We frequently use the word "peruse" incorrectly.
Robots wouldn't do that.

 

[SunnBass]

Ok, but quick question:

You'’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it'’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can'’t, not without your help. But you’'re not helping. Why is that?

Definitely not a robot.

*all of a sudden

 

[SunnBass]

Warning Will Robinson!

Really the concern should be, are those fembots with the machine gun jugglys.

*danger

 

[JJR58]

*danger

C'mon, I'm 58!
You can't expect me to totally remember every little detail.

As the once infamous former president Nixon would say,

I am not a bot.