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only on ebay!

lol!

Q: I like cats can I bring it with me on my adventures. P.S. How far back time have you traveled?
Dec-06-06

A: i dont see why you cant bring your cat bring your grandmother to if you want. ive traveled back to 1762


Q: Hi, If I got back in time and get killed will I still exist now? Jose Garcia
Dec-05-06

A: I dont know ive never been killed traveling back in time if you buy this device you can be the first person to test it out.


Q: i have a friend that purchased a time machine and went back in time to the day before he was born and was never hurd from again. does this machine come with a warranty so if something happens to me on my travels i will be covered?
Dec-04-06

A: i cant put a warranty on it what happens on your travels is your resposabilty the best i can do is if you go on a quest and go missing in the prosess i will give you a refund in full.


Q: Does this one also electrocute your balls like the one in Napoleon Dynamite, cause otherwise I don't want nothing to do with it.
Dec-04-06

A: of cause not that one wasnt even turned on he was just acting thats what there get payed for


Q: Hello,If I go back will I know what I know now or what I knew back then? Muchos Gracias!
Dec-04-06

A: You will know what you know now and what you kew then.


Q: Are you allright? can you prove it or something? it´s hard to belive...
Dec-04-06

A: Of cause I can prove it thers a photo of the device on the add what more proof do you need.


Q: If you had a working time machine, why would you sell it? Couldn't you just rent it out?
Dec-04-06

A: If I rent it out someone could hire it go back in time and not come back, how could I track it...Idiot!


Q: Good day: I'm interested in the time base reference that you are using for this device. Is it based on tachyon phase displacement using a binary pulsar star in our local galaxy, or is it using a synthetic crystal that resonates with a tachyonic field, with modulation enhancements through PLL control? If so, can you reference the schematic and components used. Thank you, Rath Engineering
Dec-04-06

A: All the information is in the user manual provided when you buy the device. If you like to contact me I work at BIG Js in Idiaho you can find me there week day 9 to 5.


Q: Why do u want to sell it.. why not own it ur self??
Dec-04-06

A: I do own it and have used it Ive seen all I want to see and want to share it with others.


Q: How far back in time can you go? I would like o go back at least 20 years? Do you have more than one available? I would like 3 or 4. If so, can you create some more listings? thank you, Monte
Dec-02-06

A: I only have the one left and have no way of getting any more at this stage. The furthist I have travled back in time is to 1762 the further back in time you travel the more dangerous it is.
 
I would laught, but that guy is getting $1300 for that...

I'm gonna try listing something like that!

no one is going to pay for it. He probably has seperate accounts and is bidding against himself in hopes that someone will accually bid.

The only thing I ask with an e-bay item is to use proper grammer and to spell correctly.

Funny though.