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#25
While reading this thread, I thought about the guys who might being saying "I wish ________ would love me like she loves that bass"... and being a songwriter, I just had to write a short piece from that perspective.

No, you don't know me, Steph, but suffice to say that I'm not trying to flirt with a woman who lives on the other side of the planet. It's just something that I wrote because it was in my head and I had to let it out.

That's what we do... right?

- PLAY ME -

I wish I was your violin
Your chin against my body
Cradle me with your hand
Pull flaxen hair across me

I wish I was a concert harp
Nested 'tween your thighs
As you slowly pluck my strings
And play me through the night

CHORUS
Twist the knobs, pull my strings
I'll let you do most anything
And when you're done I will not complain
As long you will promise me
When you start to feel the need
I'll be the only one you ever play
Just play me
Oh play me

I wish I was your piccolo
Your fingers quickly touch me
As your lips blow a kiss
That will flow right through me

I wish I was a double bass
Your hand glides on my neck
And after I have growled for you
Lean me 'gainst your breast

REPEAT CHORUS

© Dugz Ink dot com, ASCAP
 
#26
Yes steph, I honestly think you are a dag, but in the nicest way possible.

One other thing, I noticed you have a link to Britneys guide to semiconductor physics in your blog. Funny thing is, I ACTUALLY used that to study for an exam I had 2 years ago for a subject that went by a similar name, minus the Britney bit... It was really quite useful. Oh by the way happy birthday.
 
#27
Dugz Ink said:
While reading this thread, I thought about the guys who might being saying "I wish ________ would love me like she loves that bass"... and being a songwriter, I just had to write a short piece from that perspective.

No, you don't know me, Steph, but suffice to say that I'm not trying to flirt with a woman who lives on the other side of the planet. It's just something that I wrote because it was in my head and I had to let it out.

That's what we do... right?

- PLAY ME -

I wish I was your violin
Your chin against my body
Cradle me with your hand
Pull flaxen hair across me

I wish I was a concert harp
Nested 'tween your thighs
As you slowly pluck my strings
And play me through the night

CHORUS
Twist the knobs, pull my strings
I'll let you do most anything
And when you're done I will not complain
As long you will promise me
When you start to feel the need
I'll be the only one you ever play
Just play me
Oh play me

I wish I was your piccolo
Your fingers quickly touch me
As your lips blow a kiss
That will flow right through me

I wish I was a double bass
Your hand glides on my neck
And after I have growled for you
Lean me 'gainst your breast

REPEAT CHORUS

© Dugz Ink dot com, ASCAP
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I remember there was a song similar to that, and it goes "a bass is just like a woman, something something and she likes to get slapped."

Obviously it wasn't a memorable song

Thanks to those who wished me a happy birthday.
 
#28
James Hayes said:
Yes steph, I honestly think you are a dag, but in the nicest way possible.

One other thing, I noticed you have a link to Britneys guide to semiconductor physics in your blog. Funny thing is, I ACTUALLY used that to study for an exam I had 2 years ago for a subject that went by a similar name, minus the Britney bit... It was really quite useful. Oh by the way happy birthday.
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Aww, thanks. :p

I got the Britney link from here, and I had to put it on my blog 'cos it was just too funny.
 

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