Ouch!

[Dr. Cheese]

U.S. News - Cops: Losing coach bites off winner's ear

Somebody needs to get some pliers!

 

[CapnSev]

Was the losing coach Mike Tyson?

 

[Bloodhammer]

It says he was charged with "mayhem". What's that?

 

[Dr. Cheese]

It says he was charged with "mayhem". What's that?

A guy in an insurance commercial.

 

[hover]

mayhem - definition of mayhem by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

 

[Bloodhammer]

A guy in an insurance commercial.

Lol! I love that guy!

Thanks hover.

 

[BioDriver]

It says he was charged with "mayhem". What's that?

In Skyrim it's when you go on a rampage of stealing everything you can for the Thieves Guild. I guess he went on a rampage of stealing ears?

In legal jargon it's when you willingly injure someone by means of dismemberment.

 

[totallyfrozen]

Wow...So who knew the Zombie Apocalypse would start in Springfield, Massachusetts?

Guess I'd better start hoarding bottled water, baked beans, and flashlight batteries.

 

[Rush-2112]

Well see, it's this project started by Tyler Dur...uh, nevermind.

 

[klejst]

Was the losing coach Mike Tyson?

Ha ha I was just going to reply with something along these lines!

 

[MatticusMania]

Well see, it's this project started by Tyler Dur...uh, nevermind.

Thats it! Youre out!