Pay to play/create - 4 word story

[carl h.]

butt spiced just right

 

[edpal]

like civet feces coffee

 

[bachlover]

spicey, pungent, full aroma!

 

[edpal]

The smell on your

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Toes, slowly decomposing ferrets

 

[edpal]

mushrooms wait patiently below

 

[Tom Bomb]

for the muffin fairies

 

[edpal]

to light the bong

 

[Tom Bomb]

mushrooms can't cope. Nope

 

[edpal]

they just creep along

 

[bachlover]

biding their time until

 

[edpal]

conditions are correct to

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Declare war upon Ferretdom

 

[edpal]

for their ferreticous behavior!
(yeah it was a stretch)

 

[Tom Bomb]

They yammer weasel words

 

[tastybasslines]

like dangling, hairy testicles

 

[edpal]

between a sheep's legs

 

[Tom Bomb]

Baaaaaa hamburger! Pullet Mullet!

 

[edpal]

Mountain Oyster stroganoff with

 

[Tom Bomb]

enough strog to sink