Wow!
Right out of the gate, for his first pedal to start his pedalboard, you suggest a $250 unit!
Now THAT'S commitment!
Yeah, it was tongue-in-cheek. Should've included a "

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My
original suggestion (earlier in the thread) still works though, in reverse:
Pedal 1 MFX (includes EQ)
Pedal 2 OD/DIS/Fuzz
Get the MFX first and the Distortion later. Most any MFX has an EQ included, and upgrade the MFX's od/dist/fuzz when time/money/need warrant it.
I'm a firm believer in MFX as a first pedal to those inexperienced with FX – gives us a broad idea of what-how each effect affects our signal. As long as you keep an open mind and, for example, realise a MFX with a flanger that kills your tone doesn't mean ALL flangers will kill your tone, you still get to hear what a flanger can do. Not to mention the only way a MFX od/dist/fuzz sounds bad is once you gain experience by comparing it to something better. No experience/comparison? Yeah, that MFX fuzz sounds just fine, does the job.
EASE OF USE
Something else to consider, my Korg MFX is used only for its stock settings, 'cause it's a pain to programme. By making it with very few buttons and a minimalist display, Korg made it simple and 'easy' to operate. However, because of the minimalist buttons/display – it's a pain diving in and out of each parameter to set it up the way you want.
My Line 6 M5 has a great user interface with knobs to twirl and a display that shows you what you've just twirled the setting to. Very easy to use and customise settings.
To be fair, the Korg is an older model and has the best of display/interface available at that price-point at the time. The M5 is newer and benefits from continuing improving technology available at increasing economies of scale resulting with a lower price for a better product. I'm happy with both, in that I got what I paid for. The Korg got my toe wet, and enabled me to decide to plunge my foot all the way in with a Boss chorus, Korg Echo/DL and the M5, and now I'm slowly wading my way to the deep end of the pool with a Diamond comp and vibrato, Dr Scientist Elements and a few other choice goodies.
The well is deep, but my thirst only increases for an even cooler drink...