Double Bass Pee writes a waltz..........

[Paul Warburton]

" Buttons, baggage and bull****".

 

[Treyzer]

" Buttons, baggage and bull****".

Bill would be proud!

 

[fergus currie]

'Bubbles burrbles and boils'

And... played at many a wedding dedicated to the mother in law:
'The Adversary Waltz'

Also announced at weddings:

"Come everybody dance to the next song! We didn't get this 'waltz to waltz' dance floor for free!"

Another famous waltz:
for the hairderesser:
'Some day my rinse will come'
for the photographer:
'Some day my prints will come'
for the health food freak:
'Some day my grits will come'
for the seamstress:
'Some day my pins will come'
the list is endless!!!

 

[Paul Warburton]

I wrote my enchanting little ditty in retrospect of a recent thread I was involved in here.
My buttons were pressed. That made me check my baggage, and the result was......

 

[fergus currie]

I had my shirt pressed and they managed to press my buttons too! I checked my baggage but it got diverted to Munich! It came back 2 weeks later in a hundred pieces (which is odd since I had a 3 piece suit and a chess set in there to start with!).
As you say, PEE, the result in these situations is always the big BS!!!